Why does Kash Patel always look like he’s having a surprise colonoscopy?
by jorocall
Why does Kash Patel always look like he’s having a surprise colonoscopy?
by jorocall
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Maybe the gerbil gets antsy.
He just found out the liquor store doesn’t open till 10 AM
He always gets excited for Miller Time.
You’d look that way too if you always had the president’s hand up you ass.
Cause he is?
Trump can’t get his head out of his media ass. All his cabinet are tv or podcaster jerkoffs.
Cocaiiiine
He looks like a guy who just shit his pants and js hoping you didnt notice.
Maybe he just sobered up enough to discover he is the director of the FBI
It’s all the cocaine
This would be a great line for SNL’s Weekend Update,
Kash Patel, seen here getting a surprise colonoscopy, …
Butt plug vibrator and the remote goes to a random person
Remember the chess player who cheated with a sex toy up his ass? Same here and he either starts buzzing when he says something according to the script or against it. I’m not sure which yet.
“You using the whole fist, Doc?”
Drugs
How did an Indian social media personality become head of the FBI?
I hear he drinks a lot
Maybe it’s a bonespur.
No one drug test the director of the FBI!
In all seriousness, he does have some kind of ocular disorder, doesn’t he? Doesn’t excuse him being an utterly garbage human, but I thought I read that he actually does have sort of eye problem. Something that causes the eyes to misalign or something. Probably easily fixed with corrective lenses, but Kash seems like the kind of asshole who thinks wearing glasses makes you weak or something equally dumb.
Donald is so far up his ass.
Holy shit. This ad showed up. “The nights worth remembering”, indeed.
https://preview.redd.it/jxfpa5j07lwg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96d2ed472e0208225c76059e31fc1a6202524045
He looks like a muppet face fucked a bowl of cocaine
He reminds me of the actor in Down Cemetery Road
One word: coke
he’s a drug addict
Just like presidency aging you, I imagine that being FBI director has a similar effect. Add in that he’s a political sycophant, not a competent law enforcer or lawyer. I imagine he’s getting more information than his little bone head can handle.
When I was a teenager, I was smoking weed with all my little fuckin stoner fiends, and some new kid got stoned for the first time (I had orated my objections as this kid was weird and I could tell it would end badly, but *nooo*) with the group, and then their parents called them to go home – they were freaking out… Some dumbass had the bright idea that if they made their eyes as wide as possible It would counteract the stoned look in their eyes. It made them look bug eyed like Kash. I think he’s doing this on purpose to avoid looking faded and buzzed.
I didn’t come here to say “this,” but . . .