Finally succeeded, I created a time machine!
by Avaryr
Finally succeeded, I created a time machine!
by Avaryr
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Why would you even want to save Caesar
Is this a reference to Shakespeare’s “julius caesar” play?
U would deny us Augustus
There’s like 3 different sign warning Caesar to not go to the Senate meeting that day. I really doubt yours would change his mind
Okay but what actual effect would that have on Rome?
Is your name Spurinna, by any chance?
“Beware, Gaius! The Senators want to kill you!”
“… Quid dicis? Barbarusne est? Non loquor illa lingua.”
Why would you want to say a tyran?
Hehe I see what you did there with the formatting
If I get a time machine I’m going back to whenever the first person got drunk and seeing the terror they’d be going through, my moneys on they’d think it was some sort of poison or curse from their gods and I’d be loving every second of it
I’m going to grab a bunch of random shit, hide it and tell archaeologists where it is when I get back.
Cesar disregarding the soothsayer and walking up to his assassins because he knew getting assassinated was the path to levels of immortality no other human has grasped:
“If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine”
Better learn ancient Roman Latin then
When I was young I was holding Caesar’s side. I have to admit that now, I support the Senate’s side
Same but with Ramses III instead
Why?
The TVA is going to bust you for messing with the sacred timeline.
The TVA is going to bust you for messing with the sacred timeline.
Goes back in time “Beware the Ides of March!”
Walking back to Time Machine “Yeah he’ll totally understand now.” lol
And then you notice you can’t speak ancient Latin and they don’t let any random person speak with the emperor.
let’s hope your name isin’t cassandra