We need more of these and less of the “The Great Replacement is happening!” lames.
Because these types are unintentionally hilarious and fun.
dangrous on
This is my [Puerto Rican] husband 😂 I’m like do you absolutely need to talk to everyone in the world
xTyronex48 on
If you’re lucky he’ll buy em for you
Exotic_Aardvark945 on
His white guy impression is perfect. Shampoo and a bottle of juice 💯
forframe on
You kinda have to engage in the convo too, he could’ve been the shooter that day and he’ll spare you
schillbean on
How did you get a video of my husband? He comes back with a new best friend every time he leaves the house.
Listening_Stranger82 on
Oh bless. I live in a generally friendly city and meet so many of these fellas.
Just so jolly.
Edit: I just remembered the last one! I was in line at a food stand and this fella in line behind me just launched “I passed by this place ’bout three four times and today told my wife hey baby after church imo’ drop you and the kids on home then I am GOING to git’ them loaded fries they look GOOD which ones you thinking? Awwww man yeah dems the ones, I’m telling yew!”
Then I got my fries and tried to eat and mind my business.
“You try ’em yet?? That hot honey on there??? Dang! My wife prolly gon’ try to eat mine nuh uh!”
And then he just wandered off into the distance back to his car.
I hope his wife didn’t eat his loaded fries
Bunnnnii on
This is so precious. And the people that identify as this guy feeling seen is so precious too. You guys are doing your contribution to society. ❤️
I say this as an introvert who’s always running from point A to B and right back and HAAAATES small talk. But as many times as I get stopped or approached for lighthearted and innocent conversation like this, I will always entertain and engage it. I appreciate the effort of you even going out of your way to speak to me. Community is important and coming together is always better than the alternative. ❤️❤️
mobilethotspot on
This is especially funny cause, depending on my mood that day and what I’ve already seen/experienced, I might respond positively or I might be like ‘wtf is this wyte talkin to me’. This post is a good reminder to always strive for the former!!
7-and-a-switchblade on
Bro I used to hate these people (I’m really into being left alone when I’m just running errands) but now I just find it endearing.
Ok_Shoulder_9492 on
Then after the cashier is done, I do the point and say “ight brotha you be blessed”.
FullStrAsalBP on
It great too because often times these folks have insights into industries/hobbies that you wouldn’t know about. Its a really wholesome moment.
elliepelly1 on
Love how are you at the end!
JayMilli007 on
Human conversation works.
KDs_FakeAccount on
Being introverted and black, that Shit be catching me off guard at first like wtf you talking to me for 😂. But usually the convo goes like this
autumnskye05 on
I wanna know why she stoped making those cakes tho 😭😂
Jane_D0ughh on
Facts LOL
Silly-Addendum1751 on
was wondering how it was going to end and that was perfect
SmarterThanStupid on
I feel attacked (and strangely appreciated)
lurker-rama on
I am a white lady and yes I do this and yes I know I’m turning into my parents.
demnevanni on
Oh god: it’s me
colormeslowly on
I’ll be damned if that didn’t happen to me yesterday haha
I was at the supermarket and seen something, powerwash tool, it was something but anyway this white woman was just coming in and said, nah don’t buy it, it doesn’t work and we talked about 5 mins on why i shouldn’t but it. Best convo i had all day.
Even crazier she is me, i would’ve done the same.
dudeblackhawk on
As this flavor of white dude, he is dead on impersonating this flavor of white dude.
LordsOfJoop on
Feeling all kinds of called out in the best of ways.
movingwork on
the sunglasses move is spot on
KrisKinsey1986 on
I’m beginning to realize I’m becoming this genre of white folk as I get older.
Guygenius138 on
I feel personally attacked and loved simultaneously
onmy40 on
I remember I was waiting for my food to get finished outside a pizza place that was empty. My speakers were acting up so I was messing with them and turned that shit to the max. This old white dude like 70 walks over to me looking pissed so I apologize and turn my speakers down. He told me to turn the shit back up because he never heard system get that loud and wanted see how loud it got. Me and old man bumped old school Chief Keef for like 20 minutes
sdjamerican on
Thanks for my reminder to start a random conversation today.
Glittering_Run_4470 on
Me at Ulta looking at heat protector spray. Some random white women told me, “get that one, it’s really good”. Me (a black woman) looking at her like 🙄 okay…but I grabbed it anyways because it was buy one get one. It’s been YEARSSSS and I’m still using that heat protector 😂. Shout out to that random white woman.
bubblejoyxxx on
i swear i’m the type to get pulled into these convos and suddenly i’m 20 mins deep talking about life with a stranger like we’re old friends 😭
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Lmao, I am this guy
😂😂
We need more of these and less of the “The Great Replacement is happening!” lames.
Because these types are unintentionally hilarious and fun.
This is my [Puerto Rican] husband 😂 I’m like do you absolutely need to talk to everyone in the world
If you’re lucky he’ll buy em for you
His white guy impression is perfect. Shampoo and a bottle of juice 💯
You kinda have to engage in the convo too, he could’ve been the shooter that day and he’ll spare you
How did you get a video of my husband? He comes back with a new best friend every time he leaves the house.
Oh bless. I live in a generally friendly city and meet so many of these fellas.
Just so jolly.
Edit: I just remembered the last one! I was in line at a food stand and this fella in line behind me just launched “I passed by this place ’bout three four times and today told my wife hey baby after church imo’ drop you and the kids on home then I am GOING to git’ them loaded fries they look GOOD which ones you thinking? Awwww man yeah dems the ones, I’m telling yew!”
Then I got my fries and tried to eat and mind my business.
“You try ’em yet?? That hot honey on there??? Dang! My wife prolly gon’ try to eat mine nuh uh!”
And then he just wandered off into the distance back to his car.
I hope his wife didn’t eat his loaded fries
This is so precious. And the people that identify as this guy feeling seen is so precious too. You guys are doing your contribution to society. ❤️
I say this as an introvert who’s always running from point A to B and right back and HAAAATES small talk. But as many times as I get stopped or approached for lighthearted and innocent conversation like this, I will always entertain and engage it. I appreciate the effort of you even going out of your way to speak to me. Community is important and coming together is always better than the alternative. ❤️❤️
This is especially funny cause, depending on my mood that day and what I’ve already seen/experienced, I might respond positively or I might be like ‘wtf is this wyte talkin to me’. This post is a good reminder to always strive for the former!!
Bro I used to hate these people (I’m really into being left alone when I’m just running errands) but now I just find it endearing.
Then after the cashier is done, I do the point and say “ight brotha you be blessed”.
It great too because often times these folks have insights into industries/hobbies that you wouldn’t know about. Its a really wholesome moment.
Love how are you at the end!
Human conversation works.
Being introverted and black, that Shit be catching me off guard at first like wtf you talking to me for 😂. But usually the convo goes like this
I wanna know why she stoped making those cakes tho 😭😂
Facts LOL
was wondering how it was going to end and that was perfect
I feel attacked (and strangely appreciated)
I am a white lady and yes I do this and yes I know I’m turning into my parents.
Oh god: it’s me
I’ll be damned if that didn’t happen to me yesterday haha
I was at the supermarket and seen something, powerwash tool, it was something but anyway this white woman was just coming in and said, nah don’t buy it, it doesn’t work and we talked about 5 mins on why i shouldn’t but it. Best convo i had all day.
Even crazier she is me, i would’ve done the same.
As this flavor of white dude, he is dead on impersonating this flavor of white dude.
Feeling all kinds of called out in the best of ways.
the sunglasses move is spot on
I’m beginning to realize I’m becoming this genre of white folk as I get older.
I feel personally attacked and loved simultaneously
I remember I was waiting for my food to get finished outside a pizza place that was empty. My speakers were acting up so I was messing with them and turned that shit to the max. This old white dude like 70 walks over to me looking pissed so I apologize and turn my speakers down. He told me to turn the shit back up because he never heard system get that loud and wanted see how loud it got. Me and old man bumped old school Chief Keef for like 20 minutes
Thanks for my reminder to start a random conversation today.
Me at Ulta looking at heat protector spray. Some random white women told me, “get that one, it’s really good”. Me (a black woman) looking at her like 🙄 okay…but I grabbed it anyways because it was buy one get one. It’s been YEARSSSS and I’m still using that heat protector 😂. Shout out to that random white woman.
i swear i’m the type to get pulled into these convos and suddenly i’m 20 mins deep talking about life with a stranger like we’re old friends 😭