Fun facts- Tim Cook bribed the orange felon/rapist with millions of dollars and removed the ICE tracking app from the Apple store. Tim Cook is a vile anit-American traitor just like the monster in teh White House
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RIP TIM APPLE
2011-2026
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Yo. What a fucking moron. It never ceases to amaze me how dumb this douchebag is when I read his posts. I just can’t fathom that any of his supporters read this and go “yep, that’s the thoughts of a clearly lucid and logical thinker!”
Fucking unbelievable.
otebski on
If you are wondering. It is PoliticalHumor sub, but the post is 100% legit
I have no ability to discern what is real from what is satire and made up.
It reads like a fake post made up for the sake of parody, but something tells me its real.
This shit really needs to stop.
ChefAsstastic on
Sundowning fuck needs to removed.

Phantom_61 on
He wasn’t the big name in the news cycle and it drove him crazy.
atoz1816 on
Is he out of the country? That timestamp… 12pm today, April 21st. This doesn’t read like him either, is there a troll farm in Russia posting for him?
Dense_Surround3071 on
“Tim Apple (Cook!)”
The way he doubles down on his own stupid mistakes to make it seem like it was TOTALLY intentional. 🥹
borderlineidiot on
WTF did I just read?! Is he asking Tim Apple to pay him millions in consulting fees?
cutiebabysnuggle on
That Tim Apple line kills me every time. Supreme Leader vibes on point.
Me-Shell94 on
Who the fuck thinks and speaks like this, it’s just so downright strange. What an asshole.
twoton1 on
Deluded fatman/madman. lol
denotsmai83 on
Did I just read a person having a stroke? What the actual fuck is this?
Kellie1575 on
Trump needs to start adding TL:DR to some of his posts.
xChoke1x on
Remember when trump scammed 1000’s of Americans out of 100 dollars by telling them he was making a phone?
Because evidently everyone fucking forgot.
fkenned1 on
It is unreal that his brain actually thinks like this. Like this is the lens through which he sees the entire world. Pathetic. Imagine being the president of the united states of america, and life still isn’t ‘enough’ for you – needing to take credit for literal anything of note, whether you had anything to do with it or not. Again, unreal.
awoodby on
narcissist said what?
KeeblerElff on
God I hate this man. So much.
SpyMouseInTheHouse on
I swear to God I thought this was satire. This cannot be real. Oh my God.
PinSufficient5748 on
Can someone selfless & brave summarize it? I’m not reading this shit….
rbartlejr on
To be more succinct: Tim write BIG check. Me likey Tim.
YellowFishPancakes on
Who TF describes something as a Big help(s)?
SuperKiller94 on
Flat out admitting to using the office of the president to help a specific company sounds illegal. Too bad the republicans are spineless cowards
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Fun facts- Tim Cook bribed the orange felon/rapist with millions of dollars and removed the ICE tracking app from the Apple store. Tim Cook is a vile anit-American traitor just like the monster in teh White House
RIP TIM APPLE
2011-2026
Yo. What a fucking moron. It never ceases to amaze me how dumb this douchebag is when I read his posts. I just can’t fathom that any of his supporters read this and go “yep, that’s the thoughts of a clearly lucid and logical thinker!”
Fucking unbelievable.
If you are wondering. It is PoliticalHumor sub, but the post is 100% legit
[https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116442276577696798](https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116442276577696798)
If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I’d have farted…
Is this not exactly what corruption looks like? Didn’t he just openly admit to corruption?
Tim Apple flattered the orange guy and fawned over him, and the orange guy believed he was needed, but it was all a game.
This is what it looks like when an imbecile has mental illness.
Of all the things that didn’t happen, this was one of them.
However, if Tim was so incompetent that he had to call Donnie for advice…. That would mean being Apple’s CEO is so easy a fucking idiot could do it.
That is the most unselfaware way to tell the whole world you are very easy to get favors from
that’s some wild storytelling in the middle
Self aggrandizing, narcissistic, shallow, kid raping, shit stain…
Did I miss anything?
reminds me of that time i got lost in ikea
> “and whatever else he chooses to work on”
Sounds like a retirement plan …
reminds me of my uncle’s rants
This is written like too on the nose satire
I have no ability to discern what is real from what is satire and made up.
It reads like a fake post made up for the sake of parody, but something tells me its real.
This shit really needs to stop.
Sundowning fuck needs to removed.

He wasn’t the big name in the news cycle and it drove him crazy.
Is he out of the country? That timestamp… 12pm today, April 21st. This doesn’t read like him either, is there a troll farm in Russia posting for him?
“Tim Apple (Cook!)”
The way he doubles down on his own stupid mistakes to make it seem like it was TOTALLY intentional. 🥹
WTF did I just read?! Is he asking Tim Apple to pay him millions in consulting fees?
That Tim Apple line kills me every time. Supreme Leader vibes on point.
Who the fuck thinks and speaks like this, it’s just so downright strange. What an asshole.
Deluded fatman/madman. lol
Did I just read a person having a stroke? What the actual fuck is this?
Trump needs to start adding TL:DR to some of his posts.
Remember when trump scammed 1000’s of Americans out of 100 dollars by telling them he was making a phone?
Because evidently everyone fucking forgot.
It is unreal that his brain actually thinks like this. Like this is the lens through which he sees the entire world. Pathetic. Imagine being the president of the united states of america, and life still isn’t ‘enough’ for you – needing to take credit for literal anything of note, whether you had anything to do with it or not. Again, unreal.
narcissist said what?
God I hate this man. So much.
I swear to God I thought this was satire. This cannot be real. Oh my God.
Can someone selfless & brave summarize it? I’m not reading this shit….
To be more succinct: Tim write BIG check. Me likey Tim.
Who TF describes something as a Big help(s)?
Flat out admitting to using the office of the president to help a specific company sounds illegal. Too bad the republicans are spineless cowards
Is this real? {click} awww, r/PoliticalHumor. Wait… it IS real?