The line

    I was very impressed with myself to have the head of Apple calling to “kiss my ass.”

    steals the whole cake factory.

    by timerski

    37 Comments

    1. Fun facts- Tim Cook bribed the orange felon/rapist with millions of dollars and removed the ICE tracking app from the Apple store. Tim Cook is a vile anit-American traitor just like the monster in teh White House

    2. 00notmyrealname00 on

      Yo. What a fucking moron. It never ceases to amaze me how dumb this douchebag is when I read his posts. I just can’t fathom that any of his supporters read this and go “yep, that’s the thoughts of a clearly lucid and logical thinker!”

      Fucking unbelievable.

    3. Ebscriptwalker on

      Is this not exactly what corruption looks like? Didn’t he just openly admit to corruption?

    4. wabashcanonball on

      Tim Apple flattered the orange guy and fawned over him, and the orange guy believed he was needed, but it was all a game.

    5. ravenousld3341 on

      Of all the things that didn’t happen, this was one of them.

      However, if Tim was so incompetent that he had to call Donnie for advice…. That would mean being Apple’s CEO is so easy a fucking idiot could do it.

    6. Deep_Stick8786 on

      That is the most unselfaware way to tell the whole world you are very easy to get favors from

    7. Dr_Sigmund_Fried on

      Self aggrandizing, narcissistic, shallow, kid raping, shit stain…

      Did I miss anything?

    8. I have no ability to discern what is real from what is satire and made up.

      It reads like a fake post made up for the sake of parody, but something tells me its real.

      This shit really needs to stop.

    9. Is he out of the country? That timestamp… 12pm today, April 21st. This doesn’t read like him either, is there a troll farm in Russia posting for him?

    10. Dense_Surround3071 on

      “Tim Apple (Cook!)”

      The way he doubles down on his own stupid mistakes to make it seem like it was TOTALLY intentional. 🥹

    11. borderlineidiot on

      WTF did I just read?! Is he asking Tim Apple to pay him millions in consulting fees?

    12. Who the fuck thinks and speaks like this, it’s just so downright strange. What an asshole.

    13. Remember when trump scammed 1000’s of Americans out of 100 dollars by telling them he was making a phone?

      Because evidently everyone fucking forgot.

    14. It is unreal that his brain actually thinks like this. Like this is the lens through which he sees the entire world. Pathetic. Imagine being the president of the united states of america, and life still isn’t ‘enough’ for you – needing to take credit for literal anything of note, whether you had anything to do with it or not. Again, unreal.

    15. SuperKiller94 on

      Flat out admitting to using the office of the president to help a specific company sounds illegal. Too bad the republicans are spineless cowards

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