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    1. Angelicaldoll03 on

      The carwash guy seeing you pull up: ‘Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!’

    2. Also, if your car really looks like that, always use the car wash at a time when there aren’t many folks around.
      Some bird shit stays on so hard that I just asked the folks working there and they said “sure, drive through again”

    3. It’s because the car wash charges $40 a month, damn right I’m getting my moneys worth

    4. Mine looked like straight out of a dust storm, with general grime and so on. Went to the carwash yesterday, and indeed every other car looked pretty good, nothing I’d go to the wash with.

    5. DevilcryforAngel on

      Please stop spying on me
      I litteraly waiting at a car wash right now
      I open reddit and this is the first think I see

    6. big_dik-daddy27 on

      some people are probably curious on what it feels like having their car get washed while inside the car

    7. Holy shit man, have you been through the gates of hell?

      I mean, I understand. AI and all that.
      but, daym why did you have to make it BROWN 🫪

    8. I had the opposite happen yesterday; pretty much every car I saw roll up was covered in dirt and road salt. Only one or two I saw looked clean already by comparison.

    9. My car was in a garage fire and was the only car to survive that close with minimal damage.

      They apparently saw the fire from the wash and gave me a supreme wash for free and acted like it was some sort of boss battle.

    10. The most ridiculous thing is that I went to a car wash with a pry bar, 4’ piece of scrap lumber, and a few ratchet straps in the bed of my truck and was refused service because my truck bed was “cluttered”.

    11. Level-Mycologist4165 on

      bro my grandpa will go to the car wash THREE TIMES in a signle day. “Oh, there’s some dust on the windah, there.”

    12. I love the practicality of a carwash, but im just too afraid that someone like OP was before me that day. And I always think that the rollers will just swipe of the mirrors and chrome trim on my 1985 E30.

    13. ScrapYard101 on

      Its called maintaining your car. Washing it is maintenance of paint, and helps avoid rust.

      And i say this as someone who has an old car that gets washed maybe once or twice a year.

    14. My friend loves to smoke joints in her car in the carwash. Like she has a subscription to the car wash so she can do it all the time.

    15. KappaPrideRider on

      some of us are detailing maniacs that must clean the car at least once a week or go insane

      and to answer the obvious question: Winter requires preparation and perfect timing, depends where you live the car should be prepped for 2-3 months of freezing temps

    16. Dapper-Tomatillo-655 on

      Yeah at least it was not a knock out, it seams like the opponent is bleeding somehow

    17. I drive around in my work van every night and it comes with a car wash subscription. Bet your ass the start of my shift I’m going in to get the bugs scraped off the windshield from the night before. Meanwhile rest of the van probably has some light dusting. It’s nice to drive around with a shiny clean hood too.

    18. snewchybewchies on

      Salt destroys cars, I have a monthly pass and use it multiple times per week on the winter

    19. Emotional_News108 on

      I’ve made a habit of washing my car when I fill it up. It’s got ten years and nearly 100,000 miles on it, and aside from a few dings and paint chips, has no rust or signs thereof. I wouldn’t mind keeping it around so I do my level best to maintain it in an area that salts roads in snowy, icy winters.

    20. Informal_Pudding_424 on

      Whenever I’m waiting in line at the car wash, other people’s vehicles are the furthest thing from my mind. All I’m thinking about is whether I’ll be able to get my McNuggets and go without the person working the drive-through calling the police to tell them how drunk I am again.

    21. I spent a few hours washing my car yesterday. Drove through several swarms of love bugs. Not fun at all. Still have some light bug gut marks that I can’t get out.

    22. I am the person in the mud covered car wondering if the machine will even recognize there is a vehicle

    23. GingrPrinces on

      I have a touchless car wash subscription that’s less than $20 a month. It’s a great car wash too, even has nozzles to clean the underside of your car. This car wash also has pretty cool LED lighting in it that changes as your car is washed. I use it probably 4 times a week LOL

    24. BlueOcean1909 on

      I could either donate to my towns middle school band or I can benefit from child labor.

      It’s a charity Car wash my dude.

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