“I’m here for survival, they’re just here for the sparkle”😂
ilonka_2347 on
Meanwhile my car looks like it survived a boss fight.
Angelicaldoll03 on
The carwash guy seeing you pull up: ‘Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!’
thesexymagician on
Proper 👍🏽
AmeKuro_21 on
its quite irritating feel
xBabeCloud on
I am convinced some people just go there to escape their families for thirty minutes
Esdeath79 on
Also, if your car really looks like that, always use the car wash at a time when there aren’t many folks around.
Some bird shit stays on so hard that I just asked the folks working there and they said “sure, drive through again”
gilgermesch on
I hope OP has a different attitude towards cleaning their teeth
Western-Dot9681 on
if I don’t wash mine soon it’s gonna start forming its own ecosystem 😭
nicodeemus7 on
It’s because the car wash charges $40 a month, damn right I’m getting my moneys worth
LLuk333 on
Mine looked like straight out of a dust storm, with general grime and so on. Went to the carwash yesterday, and indeed every other car looked pretty good, nothing I’d go to the wash with.
Brave-Influence7510 on
PLOT TWIST :

DevilcryforAngel on
Please stop spying on me
I litteraly waiting at a car wash right now
I open reddit and this is the first think I see
big_dik-daddy27 on
some people are probably curious on what it feels like having their car get washed while inside the car
CamBearCookie on
Some of us are Uber drivers.
AThrowawayProbrably on
Those are the unlimited wash pass people going “Eh, why not.”
LVA_MoP on
Holy shit man, have you been through the gates of hell?
I mean, I understand. AI and all that.
but, daym why did you have to make it BROWN
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Absolarix on
I had the opposite happen yesterday; pretty much every car I saw roll up was covered in dirt and road salt. Only one or two I saw looked clean already by comparison.
KazarakiMok on
After years of battles in the mud, it is truly a worthy opponent
life_enginnering-445 on
As someone that works at a car wash this is pretty accurate
HeroXXXHero on
My car was in a garage fire and was the only car to survive that close with minimal damage.
They apparently saw the fire from the wash and gave me a supreme wash for free and acted like it was some sort of boss battle.
TheReverseShock on
Going to need a couple passes on this one.
FormerStuff on
The most ridiculous thing is that I went to a car wash with a pry bar, 4’ piece of scrap lumber, and a few ratchet straps in the bed of my truck and was refused service because my truck bed was “cluttered”.
Chair2222222 on
its like my mom unplugging my 2% charge phone and plugging her 90% phone
ProgandyPatrick on
I only do it in the winter to get the salt off lol
BeltQuiet on
Free vacuums sometimes for me
Level-Mycologist4165 on
bro my grandpa will go to the car wash THREE TIMES in a signle day. “Oh, there’s some dust on the windah, there.”
Fine-Froyo6219 on
Guy behind you should just leave
julianBlyat on
I said this too many times 😂
Erect_Udes on
I love the practicality of a carwash, but im just too afraid that someone like OP was before me that day. And I always think that the rollers will just swipe of the mirrors and chrome trim on my 1985 E30.
ScrapYard101 on
Its called maintaining your car. Washing it is maintenance of paint, and helps avoid rust.
And i say this as someone who has an old car that gets washed maybe once or twice a year.
mooseorama on
My friend loves to smoke joints in her car in the carwash. Like she has a subscription to the car wash so she can do it all the time.
KappaPrideRider on
some of us are detailing maniacs that must clean the car at least once a week or go insane
and to answer the obvious question: Winter requires preparation and perfect timing, depends where you live the car should be prepped for 2-3 months of freezing temps
Dapper-Tomatillo-655 on
Yeah at least it was not a knock out, it seams like the opponent is bleeding somehow
Nealliam on
I drive around in my work van every night and it comes with a car wash subscription. Bet your ass the start of my shift I’m going in to get the bugs scraped off the windshield from the night before. Meanwhile rest of the van probably has some light dusting. It’s nice to drive around with a shiny clean hood too.
ItsZoner on
money laundering
snewchybewchies on
Salt destroys cars, I have a monthly pass and use it multiple times per week on the winter
Emotional_News108 on
I’ve made a habit of washing my car when I fill it up. It’s got ten years and nearly 100,000 miles on it, and aside from a few dings and paint chips, has no rust or signs thereof. I wouldn’t mind keeping it around so I do my level best to maintain it in an area that salts roads in snowy, icy winters.
Informal_Pudding_424 on
Whenever I’m waiting in line at the car wash, other people’s vehicles are the furthest thing from my mind. All I’m thinking about is whether I’ll be able to get my McNuggets and go without the person working the drive-through calling the police to tell them how drunk I am again.
km9v on
I spent a few hours washing my car yesterday. Drove through several swarms of love bugs. Not fun at all. Still have some light bug gut marks that I can’t get out.
Ok-Guarantee3237 on
how much are ya’ll tipping for your weekly free subscription car washes?
xDollMiss on
I am the person in the mud covered car wondering if the machine will even recognize there is a vehicle
GingrPrinces on
I have a touchless car wash subscription that’s less than $20 a month. It’s a great car wash too, even has nozzles to clean the underside of your car. This car wash also has pretty cool LED lighting in it that changes as your car is washed. I use it probably 4 times a week LOL
BlueOcean1909 on
I could either donate to my towns middle school band or I can benefit from child labor.
It’s a charity Car wash my dude.
prugnast on
I’ve literally never taken any car I’ve owned to the car wash
IngenuityThink3000 on
You don’t stop going to the gym because you have a good physique.
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“I’m here for survival, they’re just here for the sparkle”😂
Meanwhile my car looks like it survived a boss fight.
The carwash guy seeing you pull up: ‘Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!’
Proper 👍🏽
its quite irritating feel
I am convinced some people just go there to escape their families for thirty minutes
Also, if your car really looks like that, always use the car wash at a time when there aren’t many folks around.
Some bird shit stays on so hard that I just asked the folks working there and they said “sure, drive through again”
I hope OP has a different attitude towards cleaning their teeth
if I don’t wash mine soon it’s gonna start forming its own ecosystem 😭
It’s because the car wash charges $40 a month, damn right I’m getting my moneys worth
Mine looked like straight out of a dust storm, with general grime and so on. Went to the carwash yesterday, and indeed every other car looked pretty good, nothing I’d go to the wash with.
PLOT TWIST :

Please stop spying on me
I litteraly waiting at a car wash right now
I open reddit and this is the first think I see
some people are probably curious on what it feels like having their car get washed while inside the car
Some of us are Uber drivers.
Those are the unlimited wash pass people going “Eh, why not.”
Holy shit man, have you been through the gates of hell?
I mean, I understand. AI and all that.
but, daym why did you have to make it BROWN
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I had the opposite happen yesterday; pretty much every car I saw roll up was covered in dirt and road salt. Only one or two I saw looked clean already by comparison.
After years of battles in the mud, it is truly a worthy opponent
As someone that works at a car wash this is pretty accurate
My car was in a garage fire and was the only car to survive that close with minimal damage.
They apparently saw the fire from the wash and gave me a supreme wash for free and acted like it was some sort of boss battle.
Going to need a couple passes on this one.
The most ridiculous thing is that I went to a car wash with a pry bar, 4’ piece of scrap lumber, and a few ratchet straps in the bed of my truck and was refused service because my truck bed was “cluttered”.
its like my mom unplugging my 2% charge phone and plugging her 90% phone
I only do it in the winter to get the salt off lol
Free vacuums sometimes for me
bro my grandpa will go to the car wash THREE TIMES in a signle day. “Oh, there’s some dust on the windah, there.”
Guy behind you should just leave
I said this too many times 😂
I love the practicality of a carwash, but im just too afraid that someone like OP was before me that day. And I always think that the rollers will just swipe of the mirrors and chrome trim on my 1985 E30.
Its called maintaining your car. Washing it is maintenance of paint, and helps avoid rust.
And i say this as someone who has an old car that gets washed maybe once or twice a year.
My friend loves to smoke joints in her car in the carwash. Like she has a subscription to the car wash so she can do it all the time.
some of us are detailing maniacs that must clean the car at least once a week or go insane
and to answer the obvious question: Winter requires preparation and perfect timing, depends where you live the car should be prepped for 2-3 months of freezing temps
Yeah at least it was not a knock out, it seams like the opponent is bleeding somehow
I drive around in my work van every night and it comes with a car wash subscription. Bet your ass the start of my shift I’m going in to get the bugs scraped off the windshield from the night before. Meanwhile rest of the van probably has some light dusting. It’s nice to drive around with a shiny clean hood too.
money laundering
Salt destroys cars, I have a monthly pass and use it multiple times per week on the winter
I’ve made a habit of washing my car when I fill it up. It’s got ten years and nearly 100,000 miles on it, and aside from a few dings and paint chips, has no rust or signs thereof. I wouldn’t mind keeping it around so I do my level best to maintain it in an area that salts roads in snowy, icy winters.
Whenever I’m waiting in line at the car wash, other people’s vehicles are the furthest thing from my mind. All I’m thinking about is whether I’ll be able to get my McNuggets and go without the person working the drive-through calling the police to tell them how drunk I am again.
I spent a few hours washing my car yesterday. Drove through several swarms of love bugs. Not fun at all. Still have some light bug gut marks that I can’t get out.
how much are ya’ll tipping for your weekly free subscription car washes?
I am the person in the mud covered car wondering if the machine will even recognize there is a vehicle
I have a touchless car wash subscription that’s less than $20 a month. It’s a great car wash too, even has nozzles to clean the underside of your car. This car wash also has pretty cool LED lighting in it that changes as your car is washed. I use it probably 4 times a week LOL
I could either donate to my towns middle school band or I can benefit from child labor.
It’s a charity Car wash my dude.
I’ve literally never taken any car I’ve owned to the car wash
You don’t stop going to the gym because you have a good physique.