I thought me and my wife’s pillows went mouldy overnight. Turns out it’s from her dying her hair

    by atasel

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    1. Tariq_khalaf on

      i don’t think your wife had the same idea as you, all girls know what is this

    2. captaindazzlebug on

      Good news though, it washes out. At least, my pillow cases look like this (but with red dye) before they go into the wasming machine and they are clean when they come out again.

    3. Like her drying her hair caused mold on the pillow? Or her drying her hair WITH the pillow?

    4. Offer to buy her a nice bonnet for sleeping. It’s better for your hair and it keeps the pillows clean after dying.

    5. An ex of mine had fire engine red hair. We moved in together and she neglected to tell me that she dies it herself. Thought I walked into a murder scene in the bathroom one day after work.

    6. Sunset-onthe-Horizon on

      I’ve dyed my hair black for years and have never seen hair dye do that. It looks like mildew.

    7. Fuzzy_Adagio_6450 on

      OR!!!!!!!!

      And hear me out here.

      Your wife is a pod person.

      Signs of being a pod person: lower desire for sex since you’ve been married, always desires chocolate and treats, scrolls endlessly through her phone, becomes occasionally irrational and angry for seemingly no reason.

      If you or a loved one has become a pod person call: 1-800-POD-LING

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