Blue_Jays on April 20, 2026 11:22 am Well yeah…they forgot their shopping list at home. How are they gonna remember what to buy once they get to the store?
vimaillig on April 20, 2026 11:23 am Milk. It does a body good…. Even for murderers? EDIT: what word was there before it was erased and replaced with “VERY” ?!?!
_Goose_ on April 20, 2026 11:25 am You should move everything down a number and add “1) Life Insurance Policy”
designerlemons on April 20, 2026 11:26 am Just put a tick next to their items. Dont ask me why, just do it
Angelicaldoll03 on April 20, 2026 11:26 am Just add ‘Heavy-duty trash bags’ to the list to show you’re a team player. They’ll appreciate the initiative.
Meowmixx22 on April 20, 2026 11:26 am Lime is a soil amendment, not a fertilizer. So maybe you guys have moss issues?
manderifffic on April 20, 2026 11:27 am They’re probably fine. Don’t go on any late night walks with them, though.
LavenderBlueProf on April 20, 2026 11:36 am “I see you’re drinking 2%. Is that because you think you’re fat? Because you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to”
johhnny5 on April 20, 2026 11:38 am Yes you should be worried. Who numbers a shopping list like that?! It’s psychotic.
LowBatteryWarning on April 20, 2026 11:40 am You can tell he’s a maniac – using both full stops and brackets for the list numbering? He ain’t right in the head.
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no. you two wont be roommates for long it seems
Nah. You’ll be dead so it won’t worry you.
Well yeah…they forgot their shopping list at home. How are they gonna remember what to buy once they get to the store?
Ya. 1% milk is healthier
Yeah if it’s your list
Milk. It does a body good…. Even for murderers?
EDIT: what word was there before it was erased and replaced with “VERY” ?!?!
You should be concerned about yourself.
Yea! Why not D milk?!?!
You should move everything down a number and add “1) Life Insurance Policy”
Just put a tick next to their items. Dont ask me why, just do it
Just add ‘Heavy-duty trash bags’ to the list to show you’re a team player. They’ll appreciate the initiative.
Lime is a soil amendment, not a fertilizer.
So maybe you guys have moss issues?
Yes. Should be getting whole milk instead.
Its the soy milkers you have to worry about
Calcium levels ok. Ethics…?
They’re probably fine. Don’t go on any late night walks with them, though.
Yeah, soya milk is better for your health.
No call for zip ties so you should be fine.
/r/untrustworthypoptarts
Only if you are lactose intolerant
Are you lactose intolerant?
Milk is sus
Yes! What kind of sicko wants 2% milk?
“I see you’re drinking 2%. Is that because you think you’re fat? Because you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to”
Yes you should be worried. Who numbers a shopping list like that?! It’s psychotic.
Because you’re lactose intolerant?
You can tell he’s a maniac – using both full stops and brackets for the list numbering? He ain’t right in the head.