I knew they were desperate to get customers back, but…
OurNewestMember on
…What was the old kind like?
sp33dykid on
Is it supposed to be corn?
HomerSectual on
Was really hoping that said “Mew” not “New.”
WorldlinessRegular43 on
I came for the new porn, left knowing that ain’t it.
fhrblig on
Whopper on Whopper pls
ilikeme1 on
Gives new meaning to the term “whopper”.
Euresko on
Would you like to add cheese or a dipping sauce?
somerussianbear on
2 girls 1 milkshake
SoulofMoon on
How about no.
DiarrheaMonkey1 on
Well, they do specialize in meat between buns…
Effective-Ad-5842 on
BK filthy filthy sounds good to me.
captain-pickles42069 on
I’ll take one whopper with extra bbw clown porn and a side of fries with extra d.p. Sauce.
And maybe some lady boy apple pies for dessert.
showmenemelda on
Their little pies are pretty yummy but I would not call them “orgasmic”
Spooky_scary_sheri95 on
Bukkake King
ParachutingPiglets on
I’m a 60 year old woman but what the hell, you only live once.
Aman-R-Sole on
McAnal
KinkyQuesadilla on
Customer: “What type of meat is in the new sandwich?”
Burger King: “Bow-Chicken-Bow-Wow”
GamingWithBilly on
I have. It’s okay, better than McDonald’s clown porn, not as good at Wendys farm to table porn.
Zealousideal-Dot2161 on
I’m having it my way. Are you having it your way?
Nekat_ydaerla on
Burger King tastes so much better than McDonalds. Coke is better than Pepsi. Dewalt is also better than Milwaukee.
blue-coin on
Already unzipped let’s go
Kenner1979 on
I always knew he was schutpping the Dairy Queen.
Spiritedgourd666 on
They seriously fucked up by changing the Ch’king. I lived by a test kitchen & that shit was better than popeyes. Fucking unbelievable. Now it’s the corporate garbage you expect. I don’t eat fast food anymore but I would break that streak for an OG Ch’king.
rubystang91 on
Hamburger porn? 🤔
chocoeatstacos on
Thank God. I was getting desensitized as fuck. So what’s the website?
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Flame Broiled isn’t the kink that should exist.
🎶I’m at Burger King with my Burger Queen..🎶
He’s her step king.
What? 😂
I knew they were desperate to get customers back, but…
…What was the old kind like?
Is it supposed to be corn?
Was really hoping that said “Mew” not “New.”
I came for the new porn, left knowing that ain’t it.
Whopper on Whopper pls
Gives new meaning to the term “whopper”.
Would you like to add cheese or a dipping sauce?
2 girls 1 milkshake
How about no.
Well, they do specialize in meat between buns…
BK filthy filthy sounds good to me.
I’ll take one whopper with extra bbw clown porn and a side of fries with extra d.p. Sauce.
And maybe some lady boy apple pies for dessert.
Their little pies are pretty yummy but I would not call them “orgasmic”
Bukkake King
I’m a 60 year old woman but what the hell, you only live once.
McAnal
Customer: “What type of meat is in the new sandwich?”
Burger King: “Bow-Chicken-Bow-Wow”
I have. It’s okay, better than McDonald’s clown porn, not as good at Wendys farm to table porn.
I’m having it my way. Are you having it your way?
Burger King tastes so much better than McDonalds. Coke is better than Pepsi. Dewalt is also better than Milwaukee.
Already unzipped let’s go
I always knew he was schutpping the Dairy Queen.
They seriously fucked up by changing the Ch’king. I lived by a test kitchen & that shit was better than popeyes. Fucking unbelievable. Now it’s the corporate garbage you expect. I don’t eat fast food anymore but I would break that streak for an OG Ch’king.
Hamburger porn? 🤔
Thank God. I was getting desensitized as fuck. So what’s the website?
[They say the King is bringing back primae noctis.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/001/851/Screenshot_4.jpg)
What’s it supposed to say?? Corn? Promo?