And he wears those two inches like they were nine
by Tarmiconi
And he wears those two inches like they were nine
by Tarmiconi
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>inspires farmers centuries later who rebel against an empire.
>has a militia named after him by those farmers
>gets a city named after him
Cinicinattus was based.
He might not have had a small cock, unless its written down somewhere. But it was customary in greek and roman times to give their heroes small cocks. They thought it stood for intelligence and sophistication, in contrast to the barbarians who had big cocks.
Really, farming? A man of your talents..
It’s a peaceful life.
He couldn’t really hold on to power if he wanted to. He was given full authority over the war, but it was specifically within the scope of the war and explicitly temporary. Cincinnatus couldn’t realistically hold onto his dictatorship for much longer than he did without inciting a civil war, and his soldiers were citizen militias who also just wanted to go home
All I see is a 9 inch hog
Grower, not a shower. Like everything else in his life, he only brings out the heat when it’s needed.
It may have been easier for the artist to chisel a smaller p out of stone than a larger one.
Yo he’s lowkey hot