I miss living in the (U) S A nity

and I took, they call it The Ultimate Test ok, the Cognitive Mind Exam, which no Other President has done by the way, I aced it, many many times I aced that sucker, I don’t even think Biden could’ve gotten past the First Question, they say, “Sir, here’s a Dog, a Mouse, and a Tiger, which one’s the Tiger,” I say that one ok, “very good, Mr. President,” and then 60, 90 Minutes Later, they say, “do you remember the words, Sir, the 6 Words,” I said I remember them perfectly, “can you please say them,” and so I say them, I say the words, they said, “can you do it in order,” and so I do it in order, he said, and this is a very Incredible Medical Doctor we’re talking about, and he used to be your Doctor but he’s now a Wonderful Congress Person From Texas, we Love The Hell Out Of Texas, right, they vote Trump 200% of the time, I won All The States, once we were Counted Fairly, which doesn’t happen, I’m not treated fair, no, you look at the Fake News, “ohhhhhhhhhh, Iran, Iran, the Hormuz Straight,” you could call it Hormuz, you could call it, Trump, right, the Strait Of Trump, and you never had that before, Google was very good to us on that one, The Gulf Of America, I said why the hell, for 500 years they called it the Gulf Of Mexico, I said no, no that can’t happen, we own that Big Beautiful Water, BBW, you have to have BBW, if you didn’t have that, you’d have, we’d be basically Fourth World, she wanted, on Day One she would’ve had you in Total Depression, she wanted the Market to Go Negative, but we’re at All Time Highs, very quickly we’ve gotten so high

And the only reason the Defense Secretary isn’t trying to prove he’s not a drunk is because everyone’s just accepted that he is.

The First Lady wouldn’t need to hold national press conferences to try disassociate herself from a very well known pedofile ring that her husband is clearly closely associated belonging to.