Maybe if Aubrey would just stick to one they wouldn’t have such a problem with that. /s
spektre on
She really shouldn’t, they can carry diseases like salmonella.
assemblageofparts on
Seems rather extreme but if they are going there then .. I hope there is a set labeled
Mom
Aunt Vera
Uncle Bob
and maybe a set for dad for when he says he is going bowling on Saturday but no one sees him at the bowling alley.
qdp on
Well duh, they park boats there. You do not know where they sailed. Probably some barnacles on that dock too.Â
malin7 on
Are we censoring word dick now?
GenerallySalty on
Great so now label your mom’s utensils and they either have to go with it, or major sympathy for dad.
LastDirtyMartini on
This is a new take on ‘being born with a silver spoon in your mouth’, isn’t it?
ohdogwhatdone on
Nobody’s gonna knowÂ
friskevision on
Try not to lick any dicks on the way to the parking lot.
roger--wilco on
Two different hand writing styles. This was family project
Zyrinj on
Dang, times are rough for Aubrey since he battled K.Dot
hansn on
How do you use that spoon with the label?Â
xosxos on
Thinks a terrible post that is in no way real. OP, what is this trash??
SpecificSwimming6364 on
How many dorks have you licked?
Aatholin on
I think I would be horrified if my family knew such things about me. Thank God they don’t talk to me 😂
Madoga on
To be fair, ducks aren’t the most hygienic animals.
iarahm on
And you still live at home?
Shumpus73 on
And you have been eating and drinking with mum and dad’s cutlery and cups all your life
Initial_Gear_7354 on
Yeah as like your mother doesnt. Or lets call out the all mighty meme : Every hand once had a dick in it for 100%
ZeeMadChicken on
Your poor dad.
MajesticQ on
They found out because you had a visible outbreak, audrey.
gbuub on
I kiss my girl all the time. I guess I’m a cocksucker by associative property now.
olearyboy on
Be careful, wooden decks can have splinters
Shintasama on
Some of y’all are overthinking this. Look at the handwriting. This is peak “younger sibling trying to get older sibling in trouble to get attention from parents” behavior.
Volodux on
Dicks? Docks? Ducks? Decks?
jeremiahfelt on
This isn’t funny. This is sad.
DALESR4EVER124 on
So, does mom have her own utensils too?
Doomscroller3000 on
6 billion people need separate silverware
flargenhargen on
your poor dad.
has to be reminded that his kid is sucking d, and his wife isn’t… every time he wants a bowl of cereal.
poor guy.
MrBoyForGirls on
Kinda hypocritical, _mom_
sproctor on
I guess her family doesn’t believe in washing dishes. I think that is the weirdest part of this post.
future23123 on
Drake really can’t catch a break.
wastingtoomuchthyme on
What a bunch of cunts.
Total_Ask_2046 on
Give your mom a pair of gloves to wear in the house and tell her you found out her affinity for hand jobs.
If they were wise, they’d be asking you for tips. Sucking dick is the yummiest.
DeaddyRuxpin on
You can up your game by also sucking them.
MrStonepoker on
I think Mom is overcompensating.
misterglassman on
Wait til they find out you came out of a vagina.
AbriefDelay on
Way to low key post your mom is bad in bed
sassmasterfresh on
Ur family should be using clean silverware regardless of whether or not they have licked dick on them. Hope that helps
SloppyWithThePots on
Why they gotta do Drake like this
Bakedfresh420 on
So Aubrey’s mom has her own set of utensils too?
Conscious_Angle_3521 on
why?? ducks are adorable
_______luke on
Maybe I’m slow, but how is this funny?
K-Rollo on
Order as follows: eat -> brush -> lick
samtresler on
If it’s gonna be that kind of party, Imma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.
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How did they find out?????
Maybe if Aubrey would just stick to one they wouldn’t have such a problem with that. /s
She really shouldn’t, they can carry diseases like salmonella.
Seems rather extreme but if they are going there then .. I hope there is a set labeled
Mom
Aunt Vera
Uncle Bob
and maybe a set for dad for when he says he is going bowling on Saturday but no one sees him at the bowling alley.
Well duh, they park boats there. You do not know where they sailed. Probably some barnacles on that dock too.Â
Are we censoring word dick now?
Great so now label your mom’s utensils and they either have to go with it, or major sympathy for dad.
This is a new take on ‘being born with a silver spoon in your mouth’, isn’t it?
Nobody’s gonna knowÂ
Try not to lick any dicks on the way to the parking lot.
Two different hand writing styles. This was family project
Dang, times are rough for Aubrey since he battled K.Dot
How do you use that spoon with the label?Â
Thinks a terrible post that is in no way real. OP, what is this trash??
How many dorks have you licked?
I think I would be horrified if my family knew such things about me. Thank God they don’t talk to me 😂
To be fair, ducks aren’t the most hygienic animals.
And you still live at home?
And you have been eating and drinking with mum and dad’s cutlery and cups all your life
Yeah as like your mother doesnt. Or lets call out the all mighty meme : Every hand once had a dick in it for 100%
Your poor dad.
They found out because you had a visible outbreak, audrey.
I kiss my girl all the time. I guess I’m a cocksucker by associative property now.
Be careful, wooden decks can have splinters
Some of y’all are overthinking this. Look at the handwriting. This is peak “younger sibling trying to get older sibling in trouble to get attention from parents” behavior.
Dicks? Docks? Ducks? Decks?
This isn’t funny. This is sad.
So, does mom have her own utensils too?
6 billion people need separate silverware
your poor dad.
has to be reminded that his kid is sucking d, and his wife isn’t… every time he wants a bowl of cereal.
poor guy.
Kinda hypocritical, _mom_
I guess her family doesn’t believe in washing dishes. I think that is the weirdest part of this post.
Drake really can’t catch a break.
What a bunch of cunts.
Give your mom a pair of gloves to wear in the house and tell her you found out her affinity for hand jobs.
If they were wise, they’d be asking you for tips. Sucking dick is the yummiest.
You can up your game by also sucking them.
I think Mom is overcompensating.
Wait til they find out you came out of a vagina.
Way to low key post your mom is bad in bed
Ur family should be using clean silverware regardless of whether or not they have licked dick on them. Hope that helps
Why they gotta do Drake like this
So Aubrey’s mom has her own set of utensils too?
why?? ducks are adorable
Maybe I’m slow, but how is this funny?
Order as follows: eat -> brush -> lick
If it’s gonna be that kind of party, Imma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.