a_certain_someon on April 19, 2026 9:02 am Why would anyone carry flovent around? Isnt that a maintanance inhaler you take like twice a day?.
_lillipop on April 19, 2026 9:02 am Well, at least you know they won’t be short of breath during the activities.
BernieMcburnface on April 19, 2026 9:15 am Son, what are these things on your keychain? One’s for my asthma and the other’s for my ass, ma.
BadOne3971 on April 19, 2026 9:25 am With that username and that website on the plug, I assume it’s yours
zeeshu_2563 on April 19, 2026 9:39 am Brother used to use the inhaler ones a day or twice but the second thing can be used the whole day be awake and work properly 😂
wasted-degrees on April 19, 2026 9:54 am What do these two objects have in common? A sharp intake of breath when used.
Simplejames16 on April 19, 2026 10:08 am It’s your mom’s. She uses those so she doesn’t have to have pickets in her sweat pants. But can still carry her car keys and not drop them
GoddyssIncognito on April 19, 2026 10:09 am Obviously a day late and a dollar short, but…don’t touch that. Yeah. 
will3025 on April 19, 2026 10:21 am She had an ass that took my breath away. Luckily, she also came prepared.
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Why would anyone carry flovent around? Isnt that a maintanance inhaler you take like twice a day?.
Well, at least you know they won’t be short of breath during the activities.
Son, what are these things on your keychain?
One’s for my asthma and the other’s for my ass, ma.
all orifices accounted for
That’s their emergency pop n puff.
With that username and that website on the plug, I assume it’s yours
You got me
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Brother used to use the inhaler ones a day or twice but the second thing can be used the whole day be awake and work properly 😂
Probably farted and didn’t realise they dropped it.
Wtf. Prepared for any kind of situation.
Oh, those are mine. Sorry…
What’s crazy is you can only use one or the other
What is this combination ðŸ˜
What do these two objects have in common?
A sharp intake of breath when used.
I guess bro
You don’t want to mix those up
u/bot-sleuth-bot
Just pay for advertising you cheap fuck
It’s your mom’s. She uses those so she doesn’t have to have pickets in her sweat pants. But can still carry her car keys and not drop them
Obviously a day late and a dollar short, but…don’t touch that. Yeah.
That’s a spicy buttplug (oh I thought it was mace)
There are no keys there.
She had an ass that took my breath away. Luckily, she also came prepared.