Why do historians consistently ignore the fact that for fifty million years, the dominate form of life on Earth were giant dicks?
by boringdude00
Why do historians consistently ignore the fact that for fifty million years, the dominate form of life on Earth were giant dicks?
by boringdude00
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Dicks unfortunately aren’t good at record keeping
Oh wow, our planet is full of giant dicks now again, another fine example of convergent evolution!!!
It still is…
Pretty sure those things and grass didn’t exist within 300 million years of each other.
Unless the giant dicks were writing stuff down, they’re not historians’s problem.
If Team America: World Police taught me anything, it’s that dicks aren’t the world’s biggest problem right now. It’s all the assholes.
The Dongtacious Period.
Drives me crazy seeing dominate instead of dominant