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    1. If I fall asleep right now, I can still get exactly four hours and twelve minutes of rest.

    2. Miserable_Clerk_4118 on

      “i count my sleep… then sleep say ‘no’ and run away like it scared of me 😭”

    3. CultureMenace on

      Any less than 4 hours and I dont even bother. I power through that shit and go comatose next day for 12 hours.

    4. Naughty_Lover_X on

      Me doing mental math like I’m in a NASA control room just to confirm I’m about to function on 3 hours of sleep

    5. Nothing makes you more productive than calculating exactly how much of a zombie you will be tomorrow.

    6. velvet_murrmurr on

      the more u calculate it the less sleep u actually get, it’s a trap every time

    7. CelestiallKitty on

      Watching your sleep schedule collapse in real time like a stock market crash🥀

    8. The math was 7.5 hours. The reality is 45 minutes and a prayer to the caffeine gods.

    9. Critical-Captain150 on

      My brain acting like an accountant trying to balance a budget that’s already bankrupt 😂😂

    10. There is no greater betrayal than your own brain deciding 3:00 AM is the perfect time to remember an embarrassing thing you did in 2012.

    11. Stephineminz on

      The transition from ‘I’m gonna be so productive tomorrow’ to ‘I hope I don’t hallucinate at my desk’ is a wild ride.

    12. Alexismorganz on

      You’re officially entering the ‘I’ll just sleep on my lunch break’ phase of the day.

    13. Me: *avoids checking the time so I don’t get too stressed to sleep*

      My alarm app: ALARM IN 2 HOURS 12 MINUTES

    14. TooHigh2Die0069 on

      Its the Deep Sleep that matters most, and ever since I got a Eye mask to block out any outside light, I have been experiencing some amazing sleep sessions (you will know if you have vivid dreams).

    15. Is there any way to just turn your brain off before going to sleep or will I forever be stressed about not falling asleep?

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