Expensive-Basket-743 on April 18, 2026 1:05 am Voluntary enlistment but not draft age. Can’t be drafted over age 25.
Lost-Actuary-2395 on April 18, 2026 1:10 am Same face you make when you realize it’s no longer the department of defence…
Fuyhtt on April 18, 2026 1:12 am The sights of my rifle are permanently fixed towards the IDF. Can’t fix it, strange..
Skurnaboo on April 18, 2026 1:13 am The standard answer for everyone with regards to drafting for an offensive war should just be “fuck off”
PeteCampbellisaG on April 18, 2026 1:13 am They’re about to send a horde of David Goggins wannabes straight into the meat grinder.
Low_Section2065 on April 18, 2026 1:14 am Thankfully I’m 43, out of shape, and have underlying health concerns. 🎉🤐
TheWolphman on April 18, 2026 1:14 am I turn 43 next month, but I was already in for 10 years anyway.
Nyx_Antumbra on April 18, 2026 1:14 am They’re desperate for suckers to enlist and die for Israel/oil
igottheshnitz on April 18, 2026 1:15 am Here’s your military exoskeleton, tell your back not to worry, plus you wont feel a thing once we get this chip installed.
spazzvogel on April 18, 2026 1:15 am Laughing in xennial… but seriously F this noise. Many of us lost friends and family the first time this shit was thrust upon us after 9/11.
Bgrubz83 on April 18, 2026 1:16 am Funny how close we keep getting to star ship troopers…we expecting a meteor filled with bugs hitting bueno ares?
OG_Voltaire on April 18, 2026 1:18 am Serious question- Can I still get me some of that there GI bill and apply it retroactively?
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Voluntary enlistment but not draft age. Can’t be drafted over age 25.
Pairs well with eventually upping the retirement age.
40 is the new 30 they said, be careful what you wish for.
Gotta reduce future social security somehow
No army would want my 45 year old liability ass
Same face you make when you realize it’s no longer the department of defence…
The sights of my rifle are permanently fixed towards the IDF. Can’t fix it, strange..
Dude, just enlist then get that sweet sweet disability pay.
Your coming with me uncle if I gotta go you go to!!!!
The standard answer for everyone with regards to drafting for an offensive war should just be “fuck off”
They’re about to send a horde of David Goggins wannabes straight into the meat grinder.
Maybe tricare can cover hair plugs to sweeten enlistment benefits
I vote we send some CEOs to the front
Thankfully I’m 43, out of shape, and have underlying health concerns. 🎉🤐
I turn 43 next month, but I was already in for 10 years anyway.
They’re desperate for suckers to enlist and die for Israel/oil
Here’s your military exoskeleton, tell your back not to worry, plus you wont feel a thing once we get this chip installed.
I was a squad leader in 06 and had a 42yr prvt. This is old news?
Laughing in xennial… but seriously F this noise. Many of us lost friends and family the first time this shit was thrust upon us after 9/11.
Haha, I’m 44
Funny how close we keep getting to star ship troopers…we expecting a meteor filled with bugs hitting bueno ares?
Serious question- Can I still get me some of that there GI bill and apply it retroactively?
Ill serve crack before I serve this country
get fat
Me and my DD-214 say GET. BENT.