I love the (hopefully unintentional) implication that the loser doesn’t go to jail, and the winner doesn’t receive medical treatment.
Maximum_joy on
Dear CCP assets: you should use this thread as a case study of what failures authoritarian governments are at producing people who can think; your agents in this thread are displaying reasoning as smooth and uncomplicated as their own brains 🙃
eta: someone must’ve broken some crayons over there lol
shinigami56 on
So right before you win, you withdraw and lose….mhhhh. I see xD
ThePeoplesJoker on
Being legally obligated to take an ass beating is fucking dumb.
auchinleck917 on
Not even interesting.
Aigrenperen on
Where I lived the policy was literally that whoever started the fight would get x time in jail and whoever didn’t would get half that time.
So if someone just jumped on you and hit you you’d still get time.
Kaurifish on
No one was kung fu fighting.
Nobody Wing Chun tonight.
kick_the_chort on
I literally have this tattooed on/around my lower back…….. my ex told me it was a proverb about love
PM_ME_CATS_OR_BOOBS on
Reminds me of the saying about knife fights, “the loser dies in the street, the winner dies in the ambulance”
harjol on
at least they send you to hospital when you lose
sarbeans9001 on
wait so both people go to jail regardless?? that seems like a system designed to just make everyone lose lol
stdstaples on
Lmao also the text at the bottom: the police station is open 24/7, really hope you don’t have to visit here
happy-cig on
And people say USA has no freedoms.
McGillis_is_a_Char on
This just reminded me of the Chinese ending of Fight Club. They cut to black after that one scene in the parking garage and have a text crawl about how the police arrested everyone.
Trips-Over-Tail on
What if you win against police?
Trips-Over-Tail on
What if you win against police?
TH1813254617 on
This is some old Youdao levels of translations on display here.
“不要” is not “forbidden”, it’s simply “don’t”. “Forbidden” is something like “严禁” in Chinese.
If I were hired to translate this I’ll put in:
Don’t fight
Lose and you get hospitalized
Win and you get jailed
Red text reads: “Fights are costly, physical altercations require caution”. In other words, don’t fight, but if you absolutely need to get physical — like self-defense — be careful not to injure yourself, and be careful not to overdo things.
It’s a PSA saying that fights aren’t worth it, not a warning saying fights will be prosecuted.
To give you an idea of how bad old Chinese translations are.
“In the unlikely event that you get trapped in this elevator, do not panic ”
Often got translated to:
“One thousand trapped in elevator, do not panic.”
justhereforfighting on
I feel like this is civilian combat rules almost everywhere, right?
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Well…what happens in the case of a draw?
The only way to win is not to play.
That’s only if they catch you. The winner doesn’t stick around.
You know what isn’t prohibited in China is police blinding protesters with lasers
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You only go to jail if you lose to the cops
Twenty years of planning down the drain.
Also the song, everybody was Kung Fu Fighting Will be banned.
[Instead of fighting they spit on each other](https://youtu.be/edCiBHToOVk?si=KBPhcOHdrvGXZ5Vs)
I love the (hopefully unintentional) implication that the loser doesn’t go to jail, and the winner doesn’t receive medical treatment.
Dear CCP assets: you should use this thread as a case study of what failures authoritarian governments are at producing people who can think; your agents in this thread are displaying reasoning as smooth and uncomplicated as their own brains 🙃
eta: someone must’ve broken some crayons over there lol
So right before you win, you withdraw and lose….mhhhh. I see xD
Being legally obligated to take an ass beating is fucking dumb.
Not even interesting.
Where I lived the policy was literally that whoever started the fight would get x time in jail and whoever didn’t would get half that time.
So if someone just jumped on you and hit you you’d still get time.
No one was kung fu fighting.
Nobody Wing Chun tonight.
I literally have this tattooed on/around my lower back…….. my ex told me it was a proverb about love
Reminds me of the saying about knife fights, “the loser dies in the street, the winner dies in the ambulance”
at least they send you to hospital when you lose
wait so both people go to jail regardless?? that seems like a system designed to just make everyone lose lol
Lmao also the text at the bottom: the police station is open 24/7, really hope you don’t have to visit here
And people say USA has no freedoms.
This just reminded me of the Chinese ending of Fight Club. They cut to black after that one scene in the parking garage and have a text crawl about how the police arrested everyone.
What if you win against police?
What if you win against police?
This is some old Youdao levels of translations on display here.
“不要” is not “forbidden”, it’s simply “don’t”. “Forbidden” is something like “严禁” in Chinese.
If I were hired to translate this I’ll put in:
Don’t fight
Lose and you get hospitalized
Win and you get jailed
Red text reads: “Fights are costly, physical altercations require caution”. In other words, don’t fight, but if you absolutely need to get physical — like self-defense — be careful not to injure yourself, and be careful not to overdo things.
It’s a PSA saying that fights aren’t worth it, not a warning saying fights will be prosecuted.
To give you an idea of how bad old Chinese translations are.
“In the unlikely event that you get trapped in this elevator, do not panic ”
Often got translated to:
“One thousand trapped in elevator, do not panic.”
I feel like this is civilian combat rules almost everywhere, right?