brain: “bad idea”
me: “ok last time”
also me next day: “why life broken now” 💀
SexyPlayfun on
The shut up is the realest part of this whole post
tgeene on
This is the exact reason I’ve never tried it.
Kakujin on
Might have to print this out and add it to the break room signage
Kamal2q on
Something something u/SpontaneousH….
True_3xile on
I must be fat. I read it as “man some cake would be just perfect right now” and now I want cake.
Dangerous_Diver_6983 on
Out of all my addictions, the only drug I find myself thinking about from time to time is Cocaine. Even after being clean for years, i still get dreams in which i am happy that i have cocaine left for the morning and upon waking up go aww damn it was just a dream.
delarro on
Me right now
Logsies on
A friend of mine who was a regular snow blow told me “never try it, you’d like it too much” and I took that shit to heart
COC_410 on
I’m lucky I never found the appeal of it… sober.
Pop some beers open and suddenly I felt like I was missing something, for awhile my brain thought it was just more beer I wanted but I figured it out eventually.
Luckily I never tried it mire than 4 handful amounts of times.
Sober I never cared for it.
Shard0f0dium on
Don’t do cocaine guys, give it to me instead. I’m here to help
finger_licking_robot on
i tried it twice and didn’t like it. i’ve also always found coked-up people somewhat off-putting. the sudden ego surge felt exaggerated and unpleasant.
4991jv on
Cocaine is awesome and when you’re doing it you’ll definitely want more. But in my personal experience, it’s not like you’ll be hooked forever for doing it here and there. You can get the same feeling by going to the gym or running. The only difference is you have to work for it at the gym as opposed to just snorting it lol
zalfenior on
Same with fent after my surgery. Luckily I was able to make myself forget it exists and dropped the rest in a pharmacy bin a couple months later.
DanteThePunk on
I’m 21 and i remember having an addictive personality since i was a child. I used to have cravings about bubblegum as a child, then sugar all my life till now, gooning, tv, people etc. Never in my sane state of mind i would try any drug that can make me depend on it. I’ve never drank and never smoked nothing. I’m very very curious about marijuana, but i haven’t tried it yet.
Being active physically and doing martial arts has helped me incredibly against my sugar crabings and some of those other ones.
Scruffy_0Gjugs on
There is never a bad time for coke.
A night out? Perfect.
Bachelor party? Perfect.
Wedding? Perfect.
Inevitable divorce because of your cocaine addiction? Perfect.
Right after you get fired? Perfect.
Right after your DUI? Perfect.
Before court? Perfect.
After you get out of jail?
This list goes on and on.
Edit: added punctuation because it didnt post the way I liked it.
Conscious-Coyote1735 on
As someone who has never done cocaine, I also think cocain would make me feel better.
Practical-Peak5899 on
I feel the same way about percocet
Mister_Normal42 on
The good part of a coke buzz lasts like 20 minutes tops…
OkFeedback9127 on
Im more of a Dr Pepper man myself
RoyalPermission2974 on
Accurate, this is me but with nicotin, coke did not impress me tbh way to expensive for what it is.
ty_rec on
And this is why I never wanna try it
aNervousSheep on
Jokes on you! I won’t ever do cocaine because I’m a fat man and I don’t need that extra strain on my heart.
RIP Chris Farley.
Patient-Profit on
I’m waiting to get rich to try it because my brother said it’s a rich man’s drug. I need atleast a spare 10k-100k to try it and do a brief binge
DickyReadIt on
Coke is like the only thing I miss about being in Hawaii for a few months, wasted that trip on that damn fine dust haha
Woodland_Abrams on
Posted by a freshman college student, guaranteed
SHiFTyMm98 on
Meth is worse in this regard imo
TheNerdNugget on
Damn bro that’s scary
TrumperineumBait on
I relate to this hard. The downside about coke though is the comedown / withdrawal, each time I felt like dying.
Sure_Fig_8324 on
This is why i only do weed.
(I should stop, but more for tobacco lung damage than the weed itself).
ChipTrippy on
It never works as a pick me up (at least for me)
It can help energize my mood if I’m already feeling that way but if it’s used to “wake me up”..? Man I feel awful.
Bannon9k on
Cocaine is the devil

Never again.
Loud-Option-2409 on
Ketamine for me ngl
Flawless_Reign88 on

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GoshuaHoshua on
Can confirm this is true. Haven’t had any in 15 plus years, but still think this occasionally.
35 Comments
brain: “bad idea”
me: “ok last time”
also me next day: “why life broken now” 💀
The shut up is the realest part of this whole post
This is the exact reason I’ve never tried it.
Might have to print this out and add it to the break room signage
Something something u/SpontaneousH….
I must be fat. I read it as “man some cake would be just perfect right now” and now I want cake.
Out of all my addictions, the only drug I find myself thinking about from time to time is Cocaine. Even after being clean for years, i still get dreams in which i am happy that i have cocaine left for the morning and upon waking up go aww damn it was just a dream.
Me right now
A friend of mine who was a regular snow blow told me “never try it, you’d like it too much” and I took that shit to heart
I’m lucky I never found the appeal of it… sober.
Pop some beers open and suddenly I felt like I was missing something, for awhile my brain thought it was just more beer I wanted but I figured it out eventually.
Luckily I never tried it mire than 4 handful amounts of times.
Sober I never cared for it.
Don’t do cocaine guys, give it to me instead. I’m here to help
i tried it twice and didn’t like it. i’ve also always found coked-up people somewhat off-putting. the sudden ego surge felt exaggerated and unpleasant.
Cocaine is awesome and when you’re doing it you’ll definitely want more. But in my personal experience, it’s not like you’ll be hooked forever for doing it here and there. You can get the same feeling by going to the gym or running. The only difference is you have to work for it at the gym as opposed to just snorting it lol
Same with fent after my surgery. Luckily I was able to make myself forget it exists and dropped the rest in a pharmacy bin a couple months later.
I’m 21 and i remember having an addictive personality since i was a child. I used to have cravings about bubblegum as a child, then sugar all my life till now, gooning, tv, people etc. Never in my sane state of mind i would try any drug that can make me depend on it. I’ve never drank and never smoked nothing. I’m very very curious about marijuana, but i haven’t tried it yet.
Being active physically and doing martial arts has helped me incredibly against my sugar crabings and some of those other ones.
There is never a bad time for coke.
A night out? Perfect.
Bachelor party? Perfect.
Wedding? Perfect.
Inevitable divorce because of your cocaine addiction? Perfect.
Right after you get fired? Perfect.
Right after your DUI? Perfect.
Before court? Perfect.
After you get out of jail?
This list goes on and on.
Edit: added punctuation because it didnt post the way I liked it.
As someone who has never done cocaine, I also think cocain would make me feel better.
I feel the same way about percocet
The good part of a coke buzz lasts like 20 minutes tops…
Im more of a Dr Pepper man myself
Accurate, this is me but with nicotin, coke did not impress me tbh way to expensive for what it is.
And this is why I never wanna try it
Jokes on you! I won’t ever do cocaine because I’m a fat man and I don’t need that extra strain on my heart.
RIP Chris Farley.
I’m waiting to get rich to try it because my brother said it’s a rich man’s drug. I need atleast a spare 10k-100k to try it and do a brief binge
Coke is like the only thing I miss about being in Hawaii for a few months, wasted that trip on that damn fine dust haha
Posted by a freshman college student, guaranteed
Meth is worse in this regard imo
Damn bro that’s scary
I relate to this hard. The downside about coke though is the comedown / withdrawal, each time I felt like dying.
This is why i only do weed.
(I should stop, but more for tobacco lung damage than the weed itself).
It never works as a pick me up (at least for me)
It can help energize my mood if I’m already feeling that way but if it’s used to “wake me up”..? Man I feel awful.
Cocaine is the devil

Never again.
Ketamine for me ngl

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Can confirm this is true. Haven’t had any in 15 plus years, but still think this occasionally.