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    1. Local_Young_9981 on

      brain: “bad idea”
      me: “ok last time”
      also me next day: “why life broken now” 💀

    2. I must be fat. I read it as “man some cake would be just perfect right now” and now I want cake.

    3. Dangerous_Diver_6983 on

      Out of all my addictions, the only drug I find myself thinking about from time to time is Cocaine. Even after being clean for years, i still get dreams in which i am happy that i have cocaine left for the morning and upon waking up go aww damn it was just a dream.

    4. A friend of mine who was a regular snow blow told me “never try it, you’d like it too much” and I took that shit to heart

    5. I’m lucky I never found the appeal of it… sober.

      Pop some beers open and suddenly I felt like I was missing something, for awhile my brain thought it was just more beer I wanted but I figured it out eventually.

      Luckily I never tried it mire than 4 handful amounts of times.

      Sober I never cared for it.

    6. finger_licking_robot on

      i tried it twice and didn’t like it. i’ve also always found coked-up people somewhat off-putting. the sudden ego surge felt exaggerated and unpleasant.

    7. Cocaine is awesome and when you’re doing it you’ll definitely want more. But in my personal experience, it’s not like you’ll be hooked forever for doing it here and there. You can get the same feeling by going to the gym or running. The only difference is you have to work for it at the gym as opposed to just snorting it lol

    8. Same with fent after my surgery. Luckily I was able to make myself forget it exists and dropped the rest in a pharmacy bin a couple months later.

    9. I’m 21 and i remember having an addictive personality since i was a child. I used to have cravings about bubblegum as a child, then sugar all my life till now, gooning, tv, people etc. Never in my sane state of mind i would try any drug that can make me depend on it. I’ve never drank and never smoked nothing. I’m very very curious about marijuana, but i haven’t tried it yet. 

      Being active physically and doing martial arts has helped me incredibly against my sugar crabings and some of those other ones.

    10. Scruffy_0Gjugs on

      There is never a bad time for coke.
      A night out? Perfect.
      Bachelor party? Perfect.
      Wedding? Perfect.
      Inevitable divorce because of your cocaine addiction? Perfect.
      Right after you get fired? Perfect.
      Right after your DUI? Perfect.
      Before court? Perfect.
      After you get out of jail?
      This list goes on and on.

      Edit: added punctuation because it didnt post the way I liked it.

    11. Conscious-Coyote1735 on

      As someone who has never done cocaine, I also think cocain would make me feel better.

    12. RoyalPermission2974 on

      Accurate, this is me but with nicotin, coke did not impress me tbh way to expensive for what it is.

    13. aNervousSheep on

      Jokes on you! I won’t ever do cocaine because I’m a fat man and I don’t need that extra strain on my heart.

      RIP Chris Farley.

    14. Patient-Profit on

      I’m waiting to get rich to try it because my brother said it’s a rich man’s drug. I need atleast a spare 10k-100k to try it and do a brief binge

    15. Coke is like the only thing I miss about being in Hawaii for a few months, wasted that trip on that damn fine dust haha

    16. TrumperineumBait on

      I relate to this hard. The downside about coke though is the comedown / withdrawal, each time I felt like dying.

    17. Sure_Fig_8324 on

      This is why i only do weed.
      (I should stop, but more for tobacco lung damage than the weed itself).

    18. It never works as a pick me up (at least for me)

      It can help energize my mood if I’m already feeling that way but if it’s used to “wake me up”..? Man I feel awful.

    19. GoshuaHoshua on

      Can confirm this is true. Haven’t had any in 15 plus years, but still think this occasionally.

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