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    This is a very unserious post LoL

    Story time: this past weekend I was out at a bar. This thumbalina looked at the ring I had on, said she liked it and wanted it. I told her, she’s on a date and the male creature can get me for her. We go back and forth, while I wait for a drink, till her male apparatus arrives. I wished him the best and left back to dance floor.

    by TheBlackCaesar

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    1. I see the tallest of men with the shortest of women, so maybe the guy wasn’t feeling her.

    2. Relative-Carob-6816 on

      I’m 6’3. My dad was 5’9 and Mum was even shorter. My sister is 5’11. Some things just skip a generation. They might want hoop grandkids

    3. At some point that height difference gets in the way. How and I supposed to suck titties in missionary if you’re 4 foot 8? I gotta break my back and neck just to kiss my bride at the alter? Nope.

    4. I didn’t date short women. I’m 6’ and about 3mm… lol.

      But I have always been attracted to women my height or taller. My son is 8 and he said on the women’s basketball podcast we have that he likes tall women. I didn’t even prompt it. Now I’m wondering if I nurtured that unconsciously.

    5. Important-Picture18 on

      I’m 5’10” but my wife is 5’9″ and all her family are tall af.

      I got hoop dreams for our kids – made the mistake the first time of knocking up a short girl and all I got out of it was a great son who’s smart and gifted at art. What’s even the point of that 🤣

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