I mean I guess? I honestly don’t get this meme much. Are you saying that National Parks are deadly compared to Forrests?
PilotNo8936 on
The difference between nearly 1500 years of industrial scale active use/cultivation and a few hundred years. Even y’all’s badgers are cute. We get methed up ones
Pixelmanns on
wtf are you talking about m8
Nopetynope12 on
German hiking trails have unlocked boxes of beer sitting in the woods and payment is on an honor system
Rhaelse on
Brother, in Romania our cities are invaded by brown bears.
Annethraxxx on
This is stupid and not true.
nitotv on
there is literally no such thing as free healthcare. anyone who claims they have it pay obscene taxes for subpar rationed “care” in the US we already pay obscene taxes that dont benefit us in any way shape or form. why in the world would you want to give those inept knuckledraggers more money and power???? they wont divert any of those wasted funds, theyll just tax more and waste those funds. we’ll be significantly worse off then before, just with higher taxed to these worthless parasites.
LiminalSapien on
This is the most low effort post I’ve seen in a WHILE
Kamzil118 on
We also have a boar problem in Texas.
Those things require a military squad’s worth of firepower to take down.
bladepa_ on
imagine getting lost in Appalachia
Weebla on
As someone who just solo himded the Romanian Carpathians, this is total bollocks. I’m currently undergoing a course of post exposure rabies shots from a wolf I befriended on a mountain
TheStupendusMan on
Meanwhile, in Canada…

big_spliff on
Is that supposed to be a feral homeless guy you find in the deep woods? That’s gotta be western NY
SIR2480 on
Try Russia
KevM689 on
Seems like OP needs to touch grass. We have huge parks all across the nation
FallenCrab on
Am I the only one understanding it as: even the deepst European forests are beautiful and safe while even small city parks in the US are full of drugged/drunk and probably homeless zombies you should avoid at all costs
Torvaldicus_Unknown on
Everyone knows that the cryptids in euro forests are simply disguised as beautiful creatures but are actually hideous and evil in their true form.
JaydenTheMemeThief on
The Australian Outback puts the US Park to shame though
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I mean I guess? I honestly don’t get this meme much. Are you saying that National Parks are deadly compared to Forrests?
The difference between nearly 1500 years of industrial scale active use/cultivation and a few hundred years. Even y’all’s badgers are cute. We get methed up ones
wtf are you talking about m8
German hiking trails have unlocked boxes of beer sitting in the woods and payment is on an honor system
Brother, in Romania our cities are invaded by brown bears.
This is stupid and not true.
there is literally no such thing as free healthcare. anyone who claims they have it pay obscene taxes for subpar rationed “care” in the US we already pay obscene taxes that dont benefit us in any way shape or form. why in the world would you want to give those inept knuckledraggers more money and power???? they wont divert any of those wasted funds, theyll just tax more and waste those funds. we’ll be significantly worse off then before, just with higher taxed to these worthless parasites.
This is the most low effort post I’ve seen in a WHILE
We also have a boar problem in Texas.
Those things require a military squad’s worth of firepower to take down.
imagine getting lost in Appalachia
As someone who just solo himded the Romanian Carpathians, this is total bollocks. I’m currently undergoing a course of post exposure rabies shots from a wolf I befriended on a mountain
Meanwhile, in Canada…

Is that supposed to be a feral homeless guy you find in the deep woods? That’s gotta be western NY
Try Russia
Seems like OP needs to touch grass. We have huge parks all across the nation
Am I the only one understanding it as: even the deepst European forests are beautiful and safe while even small city parks in the US are full of drugged/drunk and probably homeless zombies you should avoid at all costs
Everyone knows that the cryptids in euro forests are simply disguised as beautiful creatures but are actually hideous and evil in their true form.
The Australian Outback puts the US Park to shame though
Literally Caelid