Being a mortician is a job I could never do. Respect
WebFantastic9076 on
I really don’t like people touching my eyeballs, could we do spiky glasses instead
tapeforpacking on
I hope when I die im immediately thrown into the incinerator. Maybe others feel differently but I dont want anyone touching my dead body
Midget_Spinner5-10 on
Dayumm
ZedCee on
*Casket open. Eyes open. Fuck you, deal with it!*
I’m putting that in my will.
ConejoSarten on
I didn’t need to know this
Cmundz1 on
Imagine if someone is wrongly thought to be dead by everyone, only to realize at the funeral that they are now awake in the casket alive and in agonizing pain screaming cause of these things.. and nobody able to take the things off either
Accurate_Koala_4698 on

SchwarzerZauberer on
We also use “Septum-Mandibular Legatur” to close the mouth permanent.
PocomanSkunk on
What’s wrong with glue? These contacts seem unnecessarily gruesome (the spikes dig into the flesh to keep them in place) and wasteful of whatever material is used in making the contacts.
stickylarue on
Why not just glue them??
LeftLiner on
Open casket funerals are so strange to me.
franky07890 on
I have heard about people being declared ‘dead’ but weren’t. Nice to wake up and find your eyelids nailed to your eyeball 😂
Peakomegaflare on
I know someone who’s mom was a mortician. I heard some wild stories, but the wildest was the “human soup” incident. There was a trailer in a mobile home park that some REALLY obese old guy lived in. Died from a heart attack in his recliner at the start of May in Central Florida. Nobody found him until the end of June when someone heard a loud slam and a wretched odor began to seep through the area. It turned out he literally exploded in his living room during a record heat wave. When she got the body… or what was left of it, she apparently documented that preparing it was akin to “working with silly putty that’s been put in a microwave and pissed in.”
AradiaNox on
Wait til you hear about the butt plugs!
empimelis on
please just throw me into the ocean
painful_butterflies on
My dumb brain immediately thought “Christ that’d hurt”… Then I realised…
BeyondTheBees on

chaosbella on

Desnomie on
I knew about this fact for the last 10 plus how ever years. But at my aunties funeral a month ago, there was so little room for these thoughts to appear.
IceCoughy on

mcmahok8 on
Surely they just gently run their hands over the eyes to close them. /s
GeneticPurebredJunk on
I have really bad dry eyes, which makes my eyelids itchy. I don’t blink properly and can’t close my eyes properly when I sleep.
Part of my brain is whispering that these are the solution.
TehOccifer on
i have a core memory from when i was 3 of trying to open my father’s eyes at his wake and not being able to
Serana_Dragon on
Spikey eye caps aren’t the only option! We also use non spikey ones that we coat in a cream that’s sticky so that holds the eyelid shut. It’s called stay-cream!
neptunoneptuneazul on
Nightmare fuel
catlover2410 on
What if the eyeball is missing
DIOsNotDead on
ever since i learned this fact a long time ago, whenever i’d visit the wake of a late relative or friend, i was able to notice the vaguely spikey texture of the contacts under some of their eyes, especially older relatives since of course their skin is thinner
flabellinida on
One of these things I wish I could un-know.
DerpyMillenial on
They also have to sew the mouth shut, otherwise we would all be in the casket like 😵
Whooptidooh on
And I’m glad they do; I do not want to look at the glassy droopy eyes of someone that has died when I go to their funeral.
Grobbekee on
I figured a tiny bit of super glue
Hellostranger000 on
Open caskets are fucked up to me. Like why?
Creepy_Accident_1577 on
A lot of the times they sew the eyelids together on the inside of the waterlines. These contacts definitely seem like a better option though because eyes lose a lot of water so they’ll get sunken in, at least these contacts will stop that from happening.
RetiredEdmGraveDiggr on
You should see what gets used to plug the tuchus
LoreOfBore on
The spikes help the eyelids stay shut. There’s also a mouth former that does the same trick to keep the mouth closed. Same principle with the spikes on the inner lip.
Sometimes the eyes essentially “deflate”. The eye caps help maintain a more natural shape for viewings of the deceased.
mizushimo on
Does that mean that it takes your body energy/muscles to keep your eyes closed?
MaterialNo5845 on
Dang… TIL
WM_ on
I hate how.. artificial it all is.
Penyrolewen1970 on
Is that why they used to use pennies? Makes sense.
Hungry-Initial1623 on
Just use some tape
Final-Nebula-7049 on
Extra difficult to do your job eyes shut, mad respect
condor941 on
Well, there’s a fun fact I never wanted to know.
Desi_Rosethorne on
Yeah this is one of the reasons why I don’t want to be embalmed. Just let me decompose naturally. I wanna feed the trees and the plants. I don’t wanna be pumped full of chemicals and tampered with, I just wanna return to the earth.
removedI on
Hey, my father is a mortician. I’ve helped out many times. Never heard of these. We’ve always used skin glue. Also ama
riff_rat on
I worked as a surgical specialist in organ and tissue recovery ages ago. We would also insert these after recovering corneas from consented donors.
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I read that as ‘Musicians’
Being a mortician is a job I could never do. Respect
I really don’t like people touching my eyeballs, could we do spiky glasses instead
I hope when I die im immediately thrown into the incinerator. Maybe others feel differently but I dont want anyone touching my dead body
Dayumm
*Casket open. Eyes open. Fuck you, deal with it!*
I’m putting that in my will.
I didn’t need to know this
Imagine if someone is wrongly thought to be dead by everyone, only to realize at the funeral that they are now awake in the casket alive and in agonizing pain screaming cause of these things.. and nobody able to take the things off either

We also use “Septum-Mandibular Legatur” to close the mouth permanent.
What’s wrong with glue? These contacts seem unnecessarily gruesome (the spikes dig into the flesh to keep them in place) and wasteful of whatever material is used in making the contacts.
Why not just glue them??
Open casket funerals are so strange to me.
I have heard about people being declared ‘dead’ but weren’t. Nice to wake up and find your eyelids nailed to your eyeball 😂
I know someone who’s mom was a mortician. I heard some wild stories, but the wildest was the “human soup” incident. There was a trailer in a mobile home park that some REALLY obese old guy lived in. Died from a heart attack in his recliner at the start of May in Central Florida. Nobody found him until the end of June when someone heard a loud slam and a wretched odor began to seep through the area. It turned out he literally exploded in his living room during a record heat wave. When she got the body… or what was left of it, she apparently documented that preparing it was akin to “working with silly putty that’s been put in a microwave and pissed in.”
Wait til you hear about the butt plugs!
please just throw me into the ocean
My dumb brain immediately thought “Christ that’d hurt”… Then I realised…


I knew about this fact for the last 10 plus how ever years. But at my aunties funeral a month ago, there was so little room for these thoughts to appear.

Surely they just gently run their hands over the eyes to close them. /s
I have really bad dry eyes, which makes my eyelids itchy. I don’t blink properly and can’t close my eyes properly when I sleep.
Part of my brain is whispering that these are the solution.
i have a core memory from when i was 3 of trying to open my father’s eyes at his wake and not being able to
Spikey eye caps aren’t the only option! We also use non spikey ones that we coat in a cream that’s sticky so that holds the eyelid shut. It’s called stay-cream!
Nightmare fuel
What if the eyeball is missing
ever since i learned this fact a long time ago, whenever i’d visit the wake of a late relative or friend, i was able to notice the vaguely spikey texture of the contacts under some of their eyes, especially older relatives since of course their skin is thinner
One of these things I wish I could un-know.
They also have to sew the mouth shut, otherwise we would all be in the casket like 😵
And I’m glad they do; I do not want to look at the glassy droopy eyes of someone that has died when I go to their funeral.
I figured a tiny bit of super glue
Open caskets are fucked up to me. Like why?
A lot of the times they sew the eyelids together on the inside of the waterlines. These contacts definitely seem like a better option though because eyes lose a lot of water so they’ll get sunken in, at least these contacts will stop that from happening.
You should see what gets used to plug the tuchus
The spikes help the eyelids stay shut. There’s also a mouth former that does the same trick to keep the mouth closed. Same principle with the spikes on the inner lip.
Sometimes the eyes essentially “deflate”. The eye caps help maintain a more natural shape for viewings of the deceased.
Does that mean that it takes your body energy/muscles to keep your eyes closed?
Dang… TIL
I hate how.. artificial it all is.
Is that why they used to use pennies? Makes sense.
Just use some tape
Extra difficult to do your job eyes shut, mad respect
Well, there’s a fun fact I never wanted to know.
Yeah this is one of the reasons why I don’t want to be embalmed. Just let me decompose naturally. I wanna feed the trees and the plants. I don’t wanna be pumped full of chemicals and tampered with, I just wanna return to the earth.
Hey, my father is a mortician. I’ve helped out many times. Never heard of these. We’ve always used skin glue. Also ama
I worked as a surgical specialist in organ and tissue recovery ages ago. We would also insert these after recovering corneas from consented donors.