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    1. At that point the only logical move is to delete the entire account and move cities

    2. xVelvetQueen on

      If someone finds my Reddit, they don’t know me anymore. We are officially strangers after that.

    3. Lol my name is the same everywhere except of here the _ are added to it, the other platforms are all without _

    4. Waste-Stomach4457 on

      Finding my Reddit is like finding the secret basement of my personality—enter at your own risk.

    5. IndependentLuck6884 on

      You see my account there – > “account nuked”, moved countries (maybe even planets) 

    6. If my employer ever finds my Reddit, idk I’ll get fired on the spot and never employed again I suppose. Let’s pray that never happens.

    7. SwimUpset2591 on

      They’d be like “Isn’t this the gloomy type guy? Why is he acting like a chad?”

    8. Strongarm_11 on

      Tbh I don’t see an issue with my friends finding my Reddit account as we all have similar interests and love shitposting (plus my account username “Strongarm_11” is the same on all platforms I use).

      My family though… they would question my sanity lmao 😅

    9. That_one_bro_18 on

      Just turn off the visibility or whatever it is that prevents others accs to look in your history 😅

    10. Winter-0f-Discontent on

      If they find my Reddit, they are very close to finding my AO3, *that* is when it’s time to flee, call up that vacuum cleaning guy from *Breaking Bad*

    11. You can hide your posts and comments now, so why is everybody freaking out? Am I missing something?

    12. ReddPandemic on

      Why are we afraid again? We can just hide our shitpostings right? Dunno, asking legitimately.

    13. Outrageous_bohemian on

      Actually I did that with someone. I said, “bro you are __ on reddit right? ” He was scared af

    14. SomeDumbassKid720 on

      Honestly, if anyone finds this and sees anything specific, I’ll just say it was funny. Shits and giggles. Idk man

    15. X_BloodScratch_X on

      My classmates know my Reddit, I know theirs. Reddit isn’t banned in my country yet, so if there would be no other ways to chat, we’ll chat on Reddit 👍

    16. NewCupBeEmpty on

      Reminds me way back when my sister found out about my Reddit account and I had to delete it

    17. Due_Chemistry_164 on

      Instagram is my highlight reel. Reddit is my diary. There’s a difference.

    18. Ok_Requirement_3162 on

      This is the reason I dump accounts once a year.

      Which is a shame, because I loved that original username.

    19. Majestic-Current95 on

      instagram is the highlight reel reddit is the unfiltered directors cut with commentary tracks you were never meant to hear

    20. eh I tell everyone my intrusive thoughts anyways if they find my reddit it won’t be that bad

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