At that point the only logical move is to delete the entire account and move cities
xVelvetQueen on
If someone finds my Reddit, they don’t know me anymore. We are officially strangers after that.
SkylarBlush on
If anyone I know in real life finds my Reddit, I am legally changing my name
PM_ME_YOUR_TITS80085 on
Did you call? 😅
Spirited-Willow3394 on
Reddit is for the intrusive thoughts
_XHSJDKJC_ on
Lol my name is the same everywhere except of here the _ are added to it, the other platforms are all without _
SpraySpecialist3221 on
rule number 1 is never tell your reddit username
R0land-610 on
L’anonimato tira fuori il peggio di noi
Waste-Stomach4457 on
Finding my Reddit is like finding the secret basement of my personality—enter at your own risk.
IndependentLuck6884 on
You see my account there – > “account nuked”, moved countries (maybe even planets)
Independent_Class339 on
a weird way to say i will go missing in less than a week
LLuk333 on
If my employer ever finds my Reddit, idk I’ll get fired on the spot and never employed again I suppose. Let’s pray that never happens.
priyankami on
oh im changing my country if this happens!!
Soft_Avocado_7233 on
My name 🧐
SwimUpset2591 on
They’d be like “Isn’t this the gloomy type guy? Why is he acting like a chad?”
anti-general on
I’ll delete my account asap, along with all my comments and posts
AdhesivenessFun7166 on
i dont even have instagram
claire_luna_25 on
broooo one time my ex found my reddit and i was like UMMMMMMM THIS ISNT OKAY
HumonculusJaeger on
I get improsoned If they watch my insta feed
Strongarm_11 on
Tbh I don’t see an issue with my friends finding my Reddit account as we all have similar interests and love shitposting (plus my account username “Strongarm_11” is the same on all platforms I use).
My family though… they would question my sanity lmao 😅
That_one_bro_18 on
Just turn off the visibility or whatever it is that prevents others accs to look in your history 😅
Winter-0f-Discontent on
If they find my Reddit, they are very close to finding my AO3, *that* is when it’s time to flee, call up that vacuum cleaning guy from *Breaking Bad*
GUTintentions on
Why tho? What’s wrong with Reddit ?
MonkeFUCK3R_69 on
id lowk end it
Necessary_peas_459 on
Do even people use their irl name in Reddit?
Physical-Tear3258 on
Touching Anti Matter Will Be Better.
uglylookingguy on
MAYDAY MAYDAY!!!!
-Hussain on
You can hide your posts and comments now, so why is everybody freaking out? Am I missing something?
ReddPandemic on
Why are we afraid again? We can just hide our shitpostings right? Dunno, asking legitimately.
BubonicBeans on
They must really hate their family /s
Outrageous_bohemian on
Actually I did that with someone. I said, “bro you are __ on reddit right? ” He was scared af
SomeDumbassKid720 on
Honestly, if anyone finds this and sees anything specific, I’ll just say it was funny. Shits and giggles. Idk man
X_BloodScratch_X on
My classmates know my Reddit, I know theirs. Reddit isn’t banned in my country yet, so if there would be no other ways to chat, we’ll chat on Reddit 👍
NewCupBeEmpty on
Reminds me way back when my sister found out about my Reddit account and I had to delete it
Neat-Contribution248 on
lets all love lain
zecheriahsaytsar on
The opposite for me tbh lel
Due_Chemistry_164 on
Instagram is my highlight reel. Reddit is my diary. There’s a difference.
Traditional_Blood799 on
Não graças a Deus
Fortnite_And_Hentai on
My name is so bad but I can’t even change it
Bkm321 on
Why?
Ok_Requirement_3162 on
This is the reason I dump accounts once a year.
Which is a shame, because I loved that original username.
bottledsoi on
LAIN
Majestic-Current95 on
instagram is the highlight reel reddit is the unfiltered directors cut with commentary tracks you were never meant to hear
Usedtobecoffeeaddict on
Can’t you just hide your comments and posts?
ymmit389 on
eh I tell everyone my intrusive thoughts anyways if they find my reddit it won’t be that bad
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This is the end of beginning !
At that point the only logical move is to delete the entire account and move cities
If someone finds my Reddit, they don’t know me anymore. We are officially strangers after that.
If anyone I know in real life finds my Reddit, I am legally changing my name
Did you call? 😅
Reddit is for the intrusive thoughts
Lol my name is the same everywhere except of here the _ are added to it, the other platforms are all without _
rule number 1 is never tell your reddit username
L’anonimato tira fuori il peggio di noi
Finding my Reddit is like finding the secret basement of my personality—enter at your own risk.
You see my account there – > “account nuked”, moved countries (maybe even planets)
a weird way to say i will go missing in less than a week
If my employer ever finds my Reddit, idk I’ll get fired on the spot and never employed again I suppose. Let’s pray that never happens.
oh im changing my country if this happens!!
My name 🧐
They’d be like “Isn’t this the gloomy type guy? Why is he acting like a chad?”
I’ll delete my account asap, along with all my comments and posts
i dont even have instagram
broooo one time my ex found my reddit and i was like UMMMMMMM THIS ISNT OKAY
I get improsoned If they watch my insta feed
Tbh I don’t see an issue with my friends finding my Reddit account as we all have similar interests and love shitposting (plus my account username “Strongarm_11” is the same on all platforms I use).
My family though… they would question my sanity lmao 😅
Just turn off the visibility or whatever it is that prevents others accs to look in your history 😅
If they find my Reddit, they are very close to finding my AO3, *that* is when it’s time to flee, call up that vacuum cleaning guy from *Breaking Bad*
Why tho? What’s wrong with Reddit ?
id lowk end it
Do even people use their irl name in Reddit?
Touching Anti Matter Will Be Better.
MAYDAY MAYDAY!!!!
You can hide your posts and comments now, so why is everybody freaking out? Am I missing something?
Why are we afraid again? We can just hide our shitpostings right? Dunno, asking legitimately.
They must really hate their family /s
Actually I did that with someone. I said, “bro you are __ on reddit right? ” He was scared af
Honestly, if anyone finds this and sees anything specific, I’ll just say it was funny. Shits and giggles. Idk man
My classmates know my Reddit, I know theirs. Reddit isn’t banned in my country yet, so if there would be no other ways to chat, we’ll chat on Reddit 👍
Reminds me way back when my sister found out about my Reddit account and I had to delete it
lets all love lain
The opposite for me tbh lel
Instagram is my highlight reel. Reddit is my diary. There’s a difference.
Não graças a Deus
My name is so bad but I can’t even change it
Why?
This is the reason I dump accounts once a year.
Which is a shame, because I loved that original username.
LAIN
instagram is the highlight reel reddit is the unfiltered directors cut with commentary tracks you were never meant to hear
Can’t you just hide your comments and posts?
eh I tell everyone my intrusive thoughts anyways if they find my reddit it won’t be that bad