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    1. HeartwarmingFox on

      Chat.

      I think his cock might be small.

      But I can’t quite be sure…based on that name

    2. Please… Jesus wouldn’t get past TSA. And if he did, he’d likely be arrested by ICE

    3. Yeah, he would support cutting off aid and healthcare to the poor like the MAGA guys do. /s

    4. Worried-Pick4848 on

      Absolutely not. Jesus hated those who used religion to advance their political power, called them out literally six ways to Sunday every chance he got.

    5. MAGAs would hate Jesus and probably call him a hippy socialist/communist whatever. The moment they heard Jesus say they should feed the poor and to love your enemies, they’d do the same thing the Pharisees did.

      Also, speaking as a practicing Catholic myself, this pic is straight blasphemy.

    6. Between the name “Mike Oxmaul” and the sheer absurdity of this image I’m convinced that’s a parody account

    7. Guilty-Drummer4517 on

      Came back from what, a fictional book written thousands of year ago which plagiarized most the other fictional books written before it?….

    8. That confederate flag and ‘Jesus’ being white make me think this person hasn’t really thought through what Jesus represents at all. Also, WTF is up with the glowing eyes?

    9. Yep, if Jesus had had an AR-15, the temple guards and Roman soldiers never would have been able to arrest him. /s

    10. Commercial-Whole8184 on

      I have a sneaking suspicion that ‘Mike Oxmaul’ may be having a funny little joke at everyone’s expense…or maybe not? Who knows, I certainly don’t. Anyway, I’m going for a poo- speak later, love you BYE

    11. ProHighjacker77 on

      If jesus came back yall would try to deport him and say that he is anti maga

    12. You’re right! Because Jesus was arrested with a naked kid in a public park. Mark 14 51-52

    13. The Bible says “King Dons version”. Didn’t MAGA folks just laugh at the No Kings protests because he’s not a king?🤔

    14. NobelNeanderthal on

      If Jesus came back today. This admin/Maga would either kill or imprison him. Same as before, just replace Rome with Republicans.

    15. unemotional_mess on

      The “illegal immigrant” middle-eastern, hebrew speaking, jewish carpenter pacifist?

    16. It’s obvious that this is a parody account or a foreign influencer rage bait account only created to have people comment about how stupid it is and build clicks and reactions

    17. SomeSugondeseGuy on

      Matthew 25:35:

      “For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, **^(36)** I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’”

      Trump 45:47:

      “For the people were hungry and we let them starve, they were thirsty and we polluted their drinking water. They were strangers so we built a wall, they needed clothes so we directed them to a Shopify site that uses child labor, they were sick so we told them they didn’t need to wear a mask and then charged them $50,000 for a cough drop, and they were in prison, so we killed them.”

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