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    1. The last thing I said to my mother was “if there is a hell I’ll laugh at you while we burn together”

      For minimal context I told her I didn’t like Trump and she told everyone I’ve ever met I was possessed by demons

    2. StoneBridge1371 on

      I grew up during the satanic panic in the 80s and early 90s when this same crowd saw the antichrist in EVERYTHING from D&D to heavy metal music to video games.

      Now, a guy literally fitting almost every description of the antichrist shows up and they pray over him and buy Bibles from him.

    3. WhoStoleMyJacket on

      “If there’s hell below – we’re all going to go” -St.Curtis of Mayfield.

    4. Relax, have a cigar, make yourself at home.
      Hell is full of high court Judges, failed saints.
      We’ve got Cardinals, Archbishops, barristers.
      Certified accountants, music critics, they’re all here. You’re not alone. You’re never alone,
      not here you’re not.
      OK break’s over…

      — Sting, *St. Augustine in Hell*

    5. Safe bet every single one of the people in this photo were howling for years about the threat of Sharia law.

    6. Worldview-at-home on

      Apostles praying for MAGA Jesus…. We can only hope someone plays Judas!

    7. “The ministers of the charge card church

      Will prowl the TV screens

      Count up the wealth from crusades now

      As once did kings and queens

      And He’s still there, yes he’s still there

      His head hung down in shame

      Yay, and all men will be civilized

      When murder is the game” ~ Rock & Hyde

    8. If you can tolerate the smell of shit and piss.then follow a false god you are golden!

    9. Trump just said the war is practically over. Sorry, no Armageddon. No Jesus magically appearing.

      Evangelicals came up empty handed… again.

    10. > When you pray, don’t be like the hypocrites who love to pray publicly on street corners and in the synagogues where everyone can see them. I tell you the truth, that is all the reward they will ever get.

      Matthew 6:5

    11. Would a christian not want to pray for the president if they felt he was in the wrong? Doubt anyone in that room genuinely follows the teachings of jesus, but if a christian was in fact a follower of christ and not some pretentious worshiper of false idols, then a prayer would be in order.

    12. That does assume that Heaven was set up by a benevolent deity. Which, if the Old Testament is any indication, the deity of Abrahamic faiths is not.

    13. If you serve in this Administration, this term or the last, if there’s a hell, you’re going to it. If you’ve voted for him, same goes for you.

    14. Aggressive-Will-4500 on

      It would be so calming to know that these charlatans, grifters, and general horrible people were actually going to face punishment of some sort, but alas…

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