Folks… the jokes write themselves.
"The [Coast Guard] pilot, [is] an accomplished flyer with a long record of service…and Lewandowski fired him on the spot, the sources said, confirming the Wall Street Journal report. However, once Noem and Lewandowski reached their destination, Coast Guard leadership realized the pilot would be needed to fly them back to the Washington region and he was reinstated by the agency, the sources said."
Let's not forget that this was over a missing lap blanket.
by ChuckPapaSierra
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Because the married woman he is shagging, his boss, the Dick Tracy faced Kristi Noem, left her “blanket” behind and the pilot didn’t run back and give it to her.
No word if “blanket” is a euphemism like “chief of staff”.
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You know his official government position? Under Secretary.
“No thanks. I don’t really want my old job back. My bosses were assholes.”
I would’ve stayed fired and got a civilian flight home. Leave ass hat where he was with his blankie blankie. And his double breasted mattress thrasher.
He’s one of the people who’s inherently superior because of his Christianity who’s also cheating on his wife with a married woman, right?
Womp Womp
What a dickhead
I thought she had left in *on* the plane. Am I to understand she didn’t even **bring** it? 😔
Edit: follow-up question – how tf do you fire a pilot mid-flight that is arguably the most important time to be employing a pilot
fr guess they took “under” literally 😂
idk someone give this guy a map for all the shade he’s throwing 😂
sounds like he’s really flying under the radar lol
Because she left her blanket.
like 🤣 guess that’s what you call “in-flight entertainment”
typical, when you rly need the source it disappears like a politician’s promises after election season lol
smh can you imagine getting fired over a lap blanket tho like who even does that
bruh can’t believe they needed a rehire to realize it’s not smart to ditch the pilot lol
In their defense, they needed that blanket. Otherwise, everyone would be able to clearly see her give him a handy J. They needed discretion.
That was like 30 shit sandwiches ago that they made their supporters eat
The exquisitely moronic actions of our fascist overlords could be funny when looked at from the point of view of the sane person. Instead they’re just pathetic.
fr ngl i’m kinda confused, but also intrigued lol. can someone explain what’s happening here.
Chardonnay decisions