Oh – I guess there are no Americans who need help from boat doctors!!

People are dying in the US because they don’t have health insurance, but yeah, lets send a boat to the place that has universal health care.

MAGA! MAHA! /s

Yeah, the ai in this is a really good selling point

They are only sick of you, like the rest of us. What a fat pile of orange painted stupid.

Positioning it for the impending strikes on Iran probably

I also hope it’s not a Trojan Horse!!!

This is literally Trumps response to danish doctors saving a US submariner in need of urgent medical attention. How in the world has he not been deposed het?

[source](https://www.npr.org/2026/02/22/nx-s1-5722796/danish-military-evacuates-us-submariner-medical-care-greenland)

The hospital boat framing is doing several things simultaneously. It manufactures the premise that Greenland is a neglected suffering territory in need of American rescue. It positions the U.S. as benevolent savior rather than imperial aggressor. It provides cover for future military posturing by preceding it with humanitarian optics. And it tests whether the American public will accept a fabricated crisis as justification for territorial ambition.

It’s the Iraq weapons of mass destruction playbook compressed into a social media post. Create the crisis > Offer the solution > Invade.

Greenland has universal healthcare. Denmark provides substantial subsidies to Greenland’s government. Greenland has real healthcare challenges, but they exist within a functional social democratic framework that provides more baseline care than most Americans receive.

I love seeing our tax dollars go to wonderful things like this or funding 10 billion to dear leader for his lawsuit against the irs or for his big beautiful Ball room. Just so much good spending. some would say the best spending.

What the fuck is Trumplethinskin talking about? Greenland has universal healthcare and a government that helps its people. Is this another delusion from America in an attempt to take over another country again?

Perhaps the 75 BILLION you have spent on your gestapo could have been funnelled into helping your own people have universal healthcare like, you know, the 32 out of 33 first world countries who have it?

This is how Greenland gets its measles outbreak

They should retalliate by sending boats to the US to help americans struggling with healthcare.

Probably charge Denmark $10b for it and when they don’t pay double the illegal tariffs

Is he talking about out the SHIP that’s in his picture he sent… the one that’s currently in dry dock getting maintenance work done?

You see how Trump is using the media to get us all talking about anything except the misery he’s created for so many people, past and present?

My health insurance went up $100 a month and I now pay 10% co pay for a total of almost $1000 a month just to stay healthy but sure. Send a boat to Greenland

Our only medical ships are in dry dock. What are they REALLY sending? A wooden horse?

Gonna charge the people of Greenland for inferior healthcare at insane prices to try and win them over?

Except it’s not a hospital boat, they’re in dry dock…

Louisiana, the hotbed of progress and financial leadership. We are so fucking cooked

Imagine being the leader of a country with one of the worst Healthcare systems and having do little self awareness, you post this. 

So I guess the next move will be “annex Greenland because they refuse to pay the $100B bill incurred by the medical ship docked at the US naval base, even though exactly zero Greenlanders opted to use the help this ship supposedly provided”. Brilliant, sir, just brilliant, you are the most stable genius ever! [wiping my strong, manly tears with a sleeve]

You know the orange shitstain’s internal monologue is basically, “Once they see we have a boat hospital, they’ll totally want to be a US territory. I mean, it’s a hospital, but it’s on a boat. It’s basically a Transformer.”

Definitely not the people of Louisiana who have had a number of rural hospitals close due to lack of funding and the mass exodus of skilled medical professionals due to increasingly restrictive policies impacting their ability to properly treat their patients without fear of unethical prosecution…naw…let’s go to help Greenland.

that is the scariest AI Hope Boat I’ve ever seen. It looks straight out of a horror movie and I wonder if that’s the point.

So for starters, this is not true. No hospital ships are en route to Greenland. The US Navy has exactly 2 hospital ships, both of which are currently moored/dry docked in Mobile, Alabama for maintenance.

Even if they were located in Louisiana, I’m not sure what the governor could possibly be facilitating as far as deployment of a Navy ship.

Denmark should be on alert for this Trojan Horse

I’m going to go out on a limb here and assume that those ships are full of marines. What could trump possibly want with US armed forces in Greenland? Hmmm.