He really prioritized dental health. That’s all I know. /s
Mahaloth on
At least Hammond only got people killed accidentally.
Orion14159 on
Using your money to buy enough influence over a small country’s government that they let you get up to some illegal stuff in pursuit of a scheme where your goal is to get children and very rich people to your private island
Hammond 🤝 Epstein
zivzoolander on
…could’ve paid Nedry more money. But alas
O8ee on
a half dozen deaths and Hammond is a WAY distant second in billionaire horror island contest. I’d hear an argument for Moreau being #2 and Hammond 3; I can be swayed.
Amateurlapse on
Your ass sick Park
Gayfetus on
Fun fact: John Hammond gets eaten by dinosaurs in the novel.
Not so fun fact: Michael Crichton wound up being a climate denier and even wrote a novel promoting that view.
yetiking77 on
Notice how well tapered the top of his cane is
ElectricShuck on
So wholesome!
itsalongwalkhome on
He filled it with dinosaurs then invited a couple of kids..
Oh wait. You were talking about Jurassic Park.
Spiritual_Visit1770 on
seriously, like they kept doubling down on the worst idea ever lol
Affectionate-Tip-164 on
I’ll fill it with cats but I’m not a billionaire so what do I know eh?
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He really prioritized dental health. That’s all I know. /s
At least Hammond only got people killed accidentally.
Using your money to buy enough influence over a small country’s government that they let you get up to some illegal stuff in pursuit of a scheme where your goal is to get children and very rich people to your private island
Hammond 🤝 Epstein
…could’ve paid Nedry more money. But alas
a half dozen deaths and Hammond is a WAY distant second in billionaire horror island contest. I’d hear an argument for Moreau being #2 and Hammond 3; I can be swayed.
Your ass sick Park
Fun fact: John Hammond gets eaten by dinosaurs in the novel.
Not so fun fact: Michael Crichton wound up being a climate denier and even wrote a novel promoting that view.
Notice how well tapered the top of his cane is
So wholesome!
He filled it with dinosaurs then invited a couple of kids..
Oh wait. You were talking about Jurassic Park.
seriously, like they kept doubling down on the worst idea ever lol
I’ll fill it with cats but I’m not a billionaire so what do I know eh?
Missed the chance to use the word predators