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whereegosdare84 on February 14, 2026 11:26 pm https://preview.redd.it/v0v1krbznjjg1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e94bffa89c5e4449b5fec28c14b14684cf4ed88b
BadahBingBadahBoom on February 15, 2026 12:12 am *”Oh J.D. why do you never look at me during anymore?”*
PaulBunyun_42 on February 15, 2026 12:15 am Possibly the worst job in the world is whoever is responsible for upholstery cleaning in the White House and/or Naval Observatory.
Kakdelacommon on February 15, 2026 12:31 am Isn’t he together with this Kirk wife he shot after his couch left him?
stacy5parkles8364 on February 15, 2026 1:01 am highkey lol same here, couches always end up being my most serious relationships 😂
Comfortable-Host1399 on February 15, 2026 1:22 am https://preview.redd.it/a0bkr0zq8kjg1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3979f41f017804b1a349b0397a46ad643905c4de 😉
NewManufacturer4252 on February 15, 2026 1:24 am Personal trainer. 1.5 billion dollars. 15 dollars an hour to the trainer. 1.499 billion to buying bankruptcy farms.
knowledgeable_diablo on February 15, 2026 3:46 am Sidled up to her and is now whispering sweet nothings to her. “Soon my love, soon. We will have some privacy very soon and I’ll have my wicked way with you!”
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Fake news! That couch is out of his league.
https://preview.redd.it/v0v1krbznjjg1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e94bffa89c5e4449b5fec28c14b14684cf4ed88b
Couchfucker.com
It took me a second 😆
“Look at me when I’m talking to you!”
*”Oh J.D. why do you never look at me during anymore?”*
Possibly the worst job in the world is whoever is responsible for upholstery cleaning in the White House and/or Naval Observatory.
Isn’t he together with this Kirk wife he shot after his couch left him?
And it was non-consensual.
Does Donnie Jon pick out his clothing too?
Sofa, so good …
highkey lol same here, couches always end up being my most serious relationships 😂
https://preview.redd.it/a0bkr0zq8kjg1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3979f41f017804b1a349b0397a46ad643905c4de
😉
Personal trainer. 1.5 billion dollars.
15 dollars an hour to the trainer.
1.499 billion to buying bankruptcy farms.
But how old is the couch
Sidled up to her and is now whispering sweet nothings to her. “Soon my love, soon. We will have some privacy very soon and I’ll have my wicked way with you!”
More cushions for the pushin.
Eyeing his Lovesac
He likes it from behind.