My last name is Major. And my First name is Major. And my middle name is Major. My father thought he was hilarious coming up with that.
FrontierPsycho on
I’ve listened to a question about this on Lateral!
OpticalInfusion on
look. this is easy to read. i don’t know why anybody complains:
You can park here M-Th 8-5 for 2 hours unless your vehicle is over 4 tons or if it’s Wednesday between 12-1 for street cleaning. Outside those hours you don’t even have to pay the meter.
RPDRNick on
We have clearance, Clarence. Roger, Roger. What’s our vector, Victor? Radio clearance, over, Clarence. That’s Clarence Oveur, over.
Complete-Definition4 on
I AM THE CHAIN OF COMMAND!
Ben_Thar on
He’s retired now, but there used to be a Major General Sargent in the Army.
sod1102 on
That reads like the chronological resume of someone who really screwed up during their career.
KeyMysterious1845 on
Hope its a big office…lotta people in there.
TotalActualization on
He was a very “private” person.
vonBelfry on
I mean, you just go with the top one, right?
fullchub on
Oh god it took me way too long to figure this out.
So his rank is Lieutenant Colonel, his last name is Sergeant, the Air Force gives people in his position a special room marked “Commander”, and the room is his “Private” area where he’s not to be disturbed.
Combat_Wombat23 on
Imagine walking into that still drunk as fuck from the night before for NJP. What kind of bullets do you think those guys were sweating?
Ignorhymus on
Knew a guy in the paras whose name was Hook. He was particularly pleased to get his promotion to major
AGrandNewAdventure on
This guy looks like he gets confused when a glass door has ENTER stenciled on the other side.
sadistic-salmon on
But why was there a private on the door?
AdhesivenessFun2060 on
Mahor major major major
TheAssembler12 on
That guy’s 19?
fullchub on
D you think a pirate lives there?
Ghastly-Jack on
Reminds me of Dr. Nurse (Paul Nurse).
vckadath on
Major major major major. The 3rd
waavysnake on
Had a class mate in h.s. named Gen. Mark. Felt bad for the kid having your parents agree to that nonsense
TehTugboat on
It’s.. it’s gonna be Roger isn’t it
Mama2moody on
It took me way too long to figure this out
Girthw0rm on
It looks like one of those growth charts where the guy pictured marks on the wall how tall he was when he hit each of those ranks.
CallTheGendarmes on
What do you want to be when you grow up? A doctor, a lawyer, a stand-up comic? A stand-up doctor-comic-lawyer?
British_Rover on
This reminds of a friend of mine from highschool. His last name was Nutall and he joined the Navy. He became Seaman Nutall. You have never seen someone work so hard to get promoted as he did.
Veteranis on
Kudos to the sign painter, who eschewed the use of abbreviations or varying sizes of letters.
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My last name is Major. And my First name is Major. And my middle name is Major. My father thought he was hilarious coming up with that.
I’ve listened to a question about this on Lateral!
look. this is easy to read. i don’t know why anybody complains:
You can park here M-Th 8-5 for 2 hours unless your vehicle is over 4 tons or if it’s Wednesday between 12-1 for street cleaning. Outside those hours you don’t even have to pay the meter.
We have clearance, Clarence. Roger, Roger. What’s our vector, Victor? Radio clearance, over, Clarence. That’s Clarence Oveur, over.
I AM THE CHAIN OF COMMAND!
He’s retired now, but there used to be a Major General Sargent in the Army.
That reads like the chronological resume of someone who really screwed up during their career.
Hope its a big office…lotta people in there.
He was a very “private” person.
I mean, you just go with the top one, right?
Oh god it took me way too long to figure this out.
So his rank is Lieutenant Colonel, his last name is Sergeant, the Air Force gives people in his position a special room marked “Commander”, and the room is his “Private” area where he’s not to be disturbed.
Imagine walking into that still drunk as fuck from the night before for NJP. What kind of bullets do you think those guys were sweating?
Knew a guy in the paras whose name was Hook. He was particularly pleased to get his promotion to major
This guy looks like he gets confused when a glass door has ENTER stenciled on the other side.
But why was there a private on the door?
Mahor major major major
That guy’s 19?
D you think a pirate lives there?
Reminds me of Dr. Nurse (Paul Nurse).
Major major major major. The 3rd
Had a class mate in h.s. named Gen. Mark. Felt bad for the kid having your parents agree to that nonsense
It’s.. it’s gonna be Roger isn’t it
It took me way too long to figure this out
It looks like one of those growth charts where the guy pictured marks on the wall how tall he was when he hit each of those ranks.
What do you want to be when you grow up? A doctor, a lawyer, a stand-up comic? A stand-up doctor-comic-lawyer?
This reminds of a friend of mine from highschool. His last name was Nutall and he joined the Navy. He became Seaman Nutall. You have never seen someone work so hard to get promoted as he did.
Kudos to the sign painter, who eschewed the use of abbreviations or varying sizes of letters.
Sometimes, things just fall into place.
Joseph Heller is that you?
Ok but why does it say “private”?