It’s Pretty Woman, but trashier, and instead of Richard Gere, it’s Jabba the Hut.
merrysunshine2 on
Omg does that mean the Jason Alexander character was Epstein?!
BareNakedSole on
Trump should be a lot fatter and his tie is too short
SugarInvestigator on
Many people are saying I’m the prettiest woman, they come up ro me crying saying “Mr president you’re so pretty”
79mutenroshi on
This seems to be an earnest post and not tongue in cheek at all!
monexicano on
More like Petty Human
mindfungus on
He should be leaning forward at an awkward unnatural 30 degree angle like he does due to his platform shoes, center of gravity being at the bottom of his stomach flab that hangs over his belt, and a diaper full of shit, the Uncool Criminal, if you will.
No-Reference-5137 on
This is good depiction of how they first met.
wauponseebeach on
I thought it was a horror film.
Elonisautistic on
You can tell by looking at Melania how Trump likes em young and underdeveloped
MSD3k on
This would insinuate that Trump was charming and Melania has a heart of gold.
stokeszdude on
He’s Just Not That Into You: Cause He’s Into Kids
Oiseansl on
Don’t do prostitutes dirty like that! They’ve got more class.
chainedtomydesk on
“Chronicling one escorts journey from the Island to the White House”
HelpfulTap8256 on
Shitty Woman
farina43537 on
Now we’re talking reality
NeverInsightful on
That must be a deep fake, who would believe that Trump could hold a grin and happy look on his face for long enough for the camera to capture it
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For those who weren’t around in 1990 and therefore might not get the visual reference:
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pretty_Woman](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pretty_Woman)
it is spelled “melanoma”
Like that ever happened!
Way too skinny lol
It’s Pretty Woman, but trashier, and instead of Richard Gere, it’s Jabba the Hut.
Omg does that mean the Jason Alexander character was Epstein?!
Trump should be a lot fatter and his tie is too short
Many people are saying I’m the prettiest woman, they come up ro me crying saying “Mr president you’re so pretty”
This seems to be an earnest post and not tongue in cheek at all!
More like Petty Human
He should be leaning forward at an awkward unnatural 30 degree angle like he does due to his platform shoes, center of gravity being at the bottom of his stomach flab that hangs over his belt, and a diaper full of shit, the Uncool Criminal, if you will.
This is good depiction of how they first met.
I thought it was a horror film.
You can tell by looking at Melania how Trump likes em young and underdeveloped
This would insinuate that Trump was charming and Melania has a heart of gold.
He’s Just Not That Into You: Cause He’s Into Kids
Don’t do prostitutes dirty like that! They’ve got more class.
“Chronicling one escorts journey from the Island to the White House”
Shitty Woman
Now we’re talking reality
That must be a deep fake, who would believe that Trump could hold a grin and happy look on his face for long enough for the camera to capture it