Gotta him them with the, “Oh, is that actually canon now? I always thought that was just one of the plausible fan theories.” or conversly, “Oh, I don’t believe in outside sources that’s not part of the main media. If it’s not in the movie/book/game/etc… it’s not canon.”
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wafflesthewonderhurs on
just start saying more and more out of pocket inflammatory shit back with complete conviction.
“But I thought han shot first”
“Okay, but what about treating it with black salve?”
“I heard that if you liquefy the sugar before you put it in the gas tank, it actually helps as long as it doesn’t get too cold”
Lykanas on
Well, my autistic ass brain will fight them on that.
I spend too much time studying my special interest topics.
You merely adopted the nerd stuff. I was born in it … molded by it.
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They hit you with the “Um actually”
Gotta him them with the, “Oh, is that actually canon now? I always thought that was just one of the plausible fan theories.” or conversly, “Oh, I don’t believe in outside sources that’s not part of the main media. If it’s not in the movie/book/game/etc… it’s not canon.”

just start saying more and more out of pocket inflammatory shit back with complete conviction.
“But I thought han shot first”
“Okay, but what about treating it with black salve?”
“I heard that if you liquefy the sugar before you put it in the gas tank, it actually helps as long as it doesn’t get too cold”
Well, my autistic ass brain will fight them on that.
I spend too much time studying my special interest topics.
You merely adopted the nerd stuff. I was born in it … molded by it.