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    I got my check, did you guys get yours?

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    2. alk_adio_ost on

      We really need to start leaning in to some John Wick lore and tell them The Table is calling the shots at this point.

    3. Civil-Dinner on

      I reject the notion that anyone would have to be paid to not show interest in Melania.

      Honestly, I wish I never heard of her.

    5. two4ruffing on

      Bet she doesn’t show for the inevitable Razzies Award… that Cankles McSmalldick will steal anyway…

    7. PatriotNews_dot_com on

      I was about to go see it because I’m suicidal and I just needed that extra final push but I just got my check in the mail so I cancelled my plans. Now I can feed my babies and keep hoping one day they’ll look like Stalin.

      Thank you G-Man! (he’ll get the reference, haha)

      xxxooo

    9. chi_guy8 on

      I always offer these MAGA clowns $500 if they can point me in the direction to start collecting this lib protester checks. Nobody has been able to yet.

    11. Devastas on

      People are getting paid to not watch this garbage? I’m not doing it for free! I’m getting hustled!

    12. WeirdSysAdmin on

      Yeah he gave me $3000, enough to quit my job permanently just like everyone did during Covid.

    13. Rough-Party257 on

      The only payment I got was a good nights sleep but I think that counts enough for me.

    17. Trumpsabaldcuck on

       Variety said, “People would walk out on this movie if it were shown on an airplane.”

    18. BeTheBall- on

      My only fear is that this image will probably be reposted on Twitter as “true”, then then retweeted by Elmo himself.

    22. racedownhill on

      Remember the Ludovico Technique from Clockwork Orange?

      I think they’ve finally found a film they can use to dissuade people from a life of crime.

    24. rikwebster on

      I got mine and then I also get a free ticket and 50$ to watch it this weekend! Playing the middle is profitable

    26. DeltaPlasmatic on

      y’all get checks? I do it for the love of the game.

      …my being broke and unable to even if I wanted is purely coincidental, I can assure you.

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