Not enough oil on that skin to slide out of this one.
Theo1352 on
Wow, notwithstanding the words, I had no earthly idea she was spackled to that extent…
Frightening – ugly inside and outside.
Fun_Zombie_6796 on
How much makeup does this clown wear?
urbanek2525 on
Hey, maybe she can hang out with Mike Lindell and Rudi Giulianni in the “Trump used me and threw me away” club.
NotStarrling on
Good gods, that’s a lot of spackle.
FandomMenace on
nixtarx on
Buncha natzees at Nuremberg right before they were hanged.
maddiejake on
The cream cheese needs to be at room temperature before blending or it will remain chunky
kearneje on
I can’t wait for the days when all these clowns are being tried in the Hague and their true, grotesque selves are revealed as they won’t be allowed access to makeup, wigs, spray tan, etc
Rudolp Hoss “just followed orders” when he murdered Jews, but after the war his immune status was turned into a death sentence
mapoftasmania on
If the orders were illegal, it’s still her fault. As an **attorney** she must know that. So she is trying to blackmail them to keep her job. Not the best way to stay on the Presidential pardons list.
meglon978 on
When you order the super-villian Clayface off Temu, you end up with: Spakleface.
dragoninthebigsky on
Those who said that were either in prison or died.
alonginayellowboat on
I can’t wait to see the court room sketches of these people. You just know they’ll be brutal.
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Jail jail jail jail jail …
She joined a Party that is known to throw people under the bus! Then got thrown under the bus.
I’m looking forward to telling the passage of time by how much Kristi Noem’s face has melted in prison
If that is their excuse, then somebody has given the okay for agents to lethal force if there is even a hint of resistance.
Pox-faced rat starts attacking other rats.
Gaaaaaa!
She probably wouldn’t have gotten fired before, but now that she accused Trump directly, she’s definitely getting fired now.
Your number will soon be up, wench.
“Following orders” from her **subordinate**!
Stephen Miller is a ~~National~~ Homeland Security Adviser, who works for Noem. The responsibility is hers.
EDIT: Homeland, not National
https://preview.redd.it/dvst29njw4gg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=351ab838444cbf9d6372677b59d67d48ee850c4f
Not enough oil on that skin to slide out of this one.
Wow, notwithstanding the words, I had no earthly idea she was spackled to that extent…
Frightening – ugly inside and outside.
How much makeup does this clown wear?
Hey, maybe she can hang out with Mike Lindell and Rudi Giulianni in the “Trump used me and threw me away” club.
Good gods, that’s a lot of spackle.
Buncha natzees at Nuremberg right before they were hanged.
The cream cheese needs to be at room temperature before blending or it will remain chunky
I can’t wait for the days when all these clowns are being tried in the Hague and their true, grotesque selves are revealed as they won’t be allowed access to makeup, wigs, spray tan, etc
We heard this at Nuremberg.
It didn’t work for the Nazis.
Is she…melting?
Why does she look like she’s made of oatmeal?
https://preview.redd.it/p2j5axsoy4gg1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ebbf464abf6f30d6ad932b453f5fd7bbac8ffe5
Rudolp Hoss “just followed orders” when he murdered Jews, but after the war his immune status was turned into a death sentence
If the orders were illegal, it’s still her fault. As an **attorney** she must know that. So she is trying to blackmail them to keep her job. Not the best way to stay on the Presidential pardons list.
When you order the super-villian Clayface off Temu, you end up with: Spakleface.
Those who said that were either in prison or died.
I can’t wait to see the court room sketches of these people. You just know they’ll be brutal.
https://preview.redd.it/bg0bez9sz4gg1.png?width=543&format=png&auto=webp&s=8561ec45d224102e15fdea5277f446e5383eb2d8
Does she really think she can suddenly bring reality to MAGA? And to MAGA:
Hello… history is calling
Does that include the unnatural body modifications?
If this was a painting would it be called “the ugly truth”?
Looks like the leopards already ate her face
Mottled plastic
Uncanny valley on that mannequin.
I swear she looks like a figure at a wax museum.
The Noemberg Defense
Buzz! Your girlfriend… WUFF
So “I was just a sheep” DOES apply to MAGA. Thanks for your honesty now GTFO.
Believe it or not, straight to jail
This has to be the ugliest soul showing itself.