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ScarlettCoopr on January 25, 2026 10:19 pm Satire so sharp it could slice through a steel border wall – if only the wall existed.
Civil-Drive on January 25, 2026 10:27 pm No chance trumps penis is actually as small as Stephen Miller. I mean itβs small, but that small?
Sarrdonicus on January 25, 2026 10:32 pm She knew whatshe was doing. You can see Steven. Do you care?
JunkiesAndWhores on January 25, 2026 10:32 pm She should have waited until his penis was in Millerβs mouth and had a twofer.
EvolutionDude on January 25, 2026 10:36 pm https://preview.redd.it/rl30tb6yokfg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8288005988f76a460cfe8556f3100d8c3413683b
jcooli09 on January 25, 2026 10:44 pm Bullshit.Β Melania knows damn well that trump’s penis isn’t big enough to slam in a door.
-Average_Joe- on January 25, 2026 10:57 pm How is that possible? Is Miller a precious lilβ guy like the head of ICE?
JudgeGroovyman on January 26, 2026 12:11 am Has to be fake. That pp is too small to be smashed in a door
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That actually explains a lot
Hairless Hitler
That man looks like frustration in the flesh.
Gave up on the spray-on hair there, Peewee?
I am glad they labeled this satire. I wasn’t sure.
Satire so sharp it could slice through a steel border wall – if only the wall existed.
Dude has to take his hat off to take a piss
Thank you Ma’am can I have another?
yup
i really hope this turd can’t make it to Argentina in 2029
No chance trumps penis is actually as small as Stephen Miller. I mean itβs small, but that small?
She knew whatshe was doing. You can see Steven. Do you care?
She should have waited until his penis was in Millerβs mouth and had a twofer.
https://preview.redd.it/rl30tb6yokfg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8288005988f76a460cfe8556f3100d8c3413683b
Bullshit.Β Melania knows damn well that trump’s penis isn’t big enough to slam in a door.
How is that possible? Is Miller a precious lilβ guy like the head of ICE?
Dude looks like Temu lex Luther
He’s much too big a dick to make that mistake
Not many penii have ears like that. Dumbo is jealous.
I actually laughed out loud at this. Well said
Has to be fake. That pp is too small to be smashed in a door