Hell, bring him to North Dakota. He wouldn’t know the difference. Its cold and flat. He’d either think it was Greenland or Melania.
Apprehensive-Fun4181 on
Trump was so unhinged in 2016 that I started writing sketches where there’s a fake white house set up for him to believe he’s President. But that didn’t pan out, did it?
SwvellyBents on
Hell, Putin’s red carpet is probably still out up there. He’d likely believe Greenland put it out for him.
DVariant on
Might work on Trump, wouldn’t work on his fascist cronies like Miller and Vance.
JeffreyFusRohDahmer on
And then bury him out there
AdmirableCountry9933 on
I get this is a humor sub. But Trump is only doing things people pay him to do. He doesn’t care.
whhaaaaa on
She then that they already opened a McDonalds in his honor
peanutbutter2178 on
Who could take him? Because as soon as he comes across that snake Miller and couch fucker Vance he’d be back on we need Greenland.
emilkris33 on
Why not just take him to Greenland? I was thinking somewhere right in middle. Then tell him “Congratulations it is yours now!”. And just leave him there to enjoy it.
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Chance_Guarantee4823 on
Or just leave him there
ranhill on
You’re not wrong
Wet_Side_Down on
Better still, let’s set up a replica of the Oval Office at a senility care facility
humanistix on
Jokes aside. It’s 👏 both 👏 sides 👏 involved 👏
jiggscaseyNJ on
You can totally have a bunch of Alaskan Yupik people pose as Inuits from Greenland and he’ll never know the difference! lolz.
lcqs on
I’ve been wondering why we can’t just take all the money he’s costing the US and writing him a check to go away
Total_Adept on
Then he’d need something new to distract from the Epstein files 🤷♂️
PM_THE_REAPER on
That would definitely work.
Both-Leading3407 on
They are late and in contempt of congress for not releasing the Epstein files. File this under that.
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Could have just stopped at ‘Alaska’
Hell, bring him to North Dakota. He wouldn’t know the difference. Its cold and flat. He’d either think it was Greenland or Melania.
Trump was so unhinged in 2016 that I started writing sketches where there’s a fake white house set up for him to believe he’s President. But that didn’t pan out, did it?
Hell, Putin’s red carpet is probably still out up there. He’d likely believe Greenland put it out for him.
Might work on Trump, wouldn’t work on his fascist cronies like Miller and Vance.
And then bury him out there
I get this is a humor sub. But Trump is only doing things people pay him to do. He doesn’t care.
She then that they already opened a McDonalds in his honor
Who could take him? Because as soon as he comes across that snake Miller and couch fucker Vance he’d be back on we need Greenland.
Why not just take him to Greenland? I was thinking somewhere right in middle. Then tell him “Congratulations it is yours now!”. And just leave him there to enjoy it.
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Or just leave him there
You’re not wrong
Better still, let’s set up a replica of the Oval Office at a senility care facility
Jokes aside. It’s 👏 both 👏 sides 👏 involved 👏
You can totally have a bunch of Alaskan Yupik people pose as Inuits from Greenland and he’ll never know the difference! lolz.
I’ve been wondering why we can’t just take all the money he’s costing the US and writing him a check to go away
Then he’d need something new to distract from the Epstein files 🤷♂️
That would definitely work.
They are late and in contempt of congress for not releasing the Epstein files. File this under that.
https://preview.redd.it/xr8c1xkwq5fg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a9a6b9c2cf97e40f16c76d77171bc8aed37d484
Or put him on the i e flow and send him on his way