He also appears to frequently confuse Norway and Denmark.
giantrhino on
The thing people are discounting here is that Trump is obsessed with greenland. It would be one thing to gaffe about a country you don’t know much about or even mix them up once or something… but he did it consistently while he has been fixated on Greenland since day 1 of his admin.
slo1111 on
Elephant. I ask my mom, beautifuful mom who loves me. At the zoo, the Bronx zoo. you might not know there is a zoo there. I ask my beautiful mom. Why are elephants so white. They are so white at the zoo. Some say grey, grayish, close to white. That is an elephant and doctors agree. Actually I taught it to the doctors, the wonderful doctors, an elephant
Dull-Suggestion3423 on
It’s the green one. Any stable genius should be able to figure it out. It’s right there on the map. White means ICE and ICE has been doing a terrific job. ICELand… On the other hand…. Didn’t give me my Nobel prize! Round of applause for Noem and her wonderful work with Iceland. Thank you for your attention to this matter!! DJT
Wylie-Burp on
It isn’t just Trump, I bet the vast majority of Americans could point out Greenland on a map even if it had a label,
un_theist on
“What I said must be correct, because I am perfect and have the biglyest ah-brain, I aced at least fifty dozen cognitive tests after all, and it’s what I said.”
Correcting something he said is not something he can bring himself to do, as in his mind it means admitting he’s not perfect and that he made a mistake.
He calls Greenland a piece of ice! It’s the biggest island in the world.
sopheroo on
It’s the green one, obviously
/s
Nodebunny on
the green one duh
Pun_Intended1703 on
First, ask him if he can identify the color green.
twilightmoons on
Oh Greenland is a barren land
A land that bares no green
Where there’s ice and snow, and the whalefishes blow
And the daylight’s seldom seen, brave boys
And the daylight’s seldom seen
Freakoffreaks on
Dementia Donald is gonna ace that one as well!
belfegor42 on
Freudian slip
Lucky-Earther on
We have always been at war with Iceland.
Calm_One_1228 on
He’ll say the big blue one
oily76 on
Easy to get little things wrong when your galaxy size brain is running trillions of simulations while you toss off another legendary speech.
pixeltweaker on
“We will be looking into renaming Greenland to Iceland and Iceland to Greenland. So many people confuse them. So many. Whoever named these were nasty people. Some say the nastiest ever. We can’t be having schools teaching this DEI nonsense. If it’s covered in Ice it should be Iceland and if it’s green it should be Greenland. It will be the best renam…. You remember we didn’t to the Gulf of Mexico. We renamed. Now it’s the Gulf of America. As it should be. Everyone agreed it was the best name. They said, sir, you can’t do that but we did and we did it better than anyone.”
Deep-Measurement-856 on
-XanderCrews- on
He wants the white one. He knows that much.
nikogetsit on
He would try phoning Epstein.
O8ee on
If Valhalla is real there are norse spraying mead out their nose that the same switcheroo is conning suckers 1,000 years later.
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He also appears to frequently confuse Norway and Denmark.
The thing people are discounting here is that Trump is obsessed with greenland. It would be one thing to gaffe about a country you don’t know much about or even mix them up once or something… but he did it consistently while he has been fixated on Greenland since day 1 of his admin.
Elephant. I ask my mom, beautifuful mom who loves me. At the zoo, the Bronx zoo. you might not know there is a zoo there. I ask my beautiful mom. Why are elephants so white. They are so white at the zoo. Some say grey, grayish, close to white. That is an elephant and doctors agree. Actually I taught it to the doctors, the wonderful doctors, an elephant
It’s the green one. Any stable genius should be able to figure it out. It’s right there on the map. White means ICE and ICE has been doing a terrific job. ICELand… On the other hand…. Didn’t give me my Nobel prize! Round of applause for Noem and her wonderful work with Iceland. Thank you for your attention to this matter!! DJT
It isn’t just Trump, I bet the vast majority of Americans could point out Greenland on a map even if it had a label,
“What I said must be correct, because I am perfect and have the biglyest ah-brain, I aced at least fifty dozen cognitive tests after all, and it’s what I said.”
Correcting something he said is not something he can bring himself to do, as in his mind it means admitting he’s not perfect and that he made a mistake.
Test as old as time. Literally
The gaslighting is comical…
https://preview.redd.it/94zo45q4breg1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63ac20d0c258db2ed0f908512a726944ec44a6ef
He calls Greenland a piece of ice! It’s the biggest island in the world.
It’s the green one, obviously
/s
the green one duh
First, ask him if he can identify the color green.
Oh Greenland is a barren land
A land that bares no green
Where there’s ice and snow, and the whalefishes blow
And the daylight’s seldom seen, brave boys
And the daylight’s seldom seen
Dementia Donald is gonna ace that one as well!
Freudian slip
We have always been at war with Iceland.
He’ll say the big blue one
Easy to get little things wrong when your galaxy size brain is running trillions of simulations while you toss off another legendary speech.
“We will be looking into renaming Greenland to Iceland and Iceland to Greenland. So many people confuse them. So many. Whoever named these were nasty people. Some say the nastiest ever. We can’t be having schools teaching this DEI nonsense. If it’s covered in Ice it should be Iceland and if it’s green it should be Greenland. It will be the best renam…. You remember we didn’t to the Gulf of Mexico. We renamed. Now it’s the Gulf of America. As it should be. Everyone agreed it was the best name. They said, sir, you can’t do that but we did and we did it better than anyone.”
He wants the white one. He knows that much.
He would try phoning Epstein.
If Valhalla is real there are norse spraying mead out their nose that the same switcheroo is conning suckers 1,000 years later.