Tiny (it’s what Stormy calls him) is obsessed with size?
Who knew?
🙄
CREATURE_COOMER on
Why don’t we just take over the second pair of Americas instead?
bobgro on
Dipshit is to good a description
Godloseslaw on
its*
MrPBH on
I mean, it’s still pretty big regardless.
Though this whole debacle is absurd, because we already have a military base on Greenland and we have a treaty that allows us the opportunity to build more, if we deem them necessary. There is no reason to invade or purchase Greenland because they would let us do pretty much anything necessary for NATO security if we just *asked nicely*.
The same holds true for any mining we might want to do. If American companies wanted to access minerals, they just need to ask for permission. There’s no reason that Greenland has to be under American ownership for American companies to mine it.
kevint1964 on
He’s a “flat-earther”.
RoyalMaidsForLife on
Let’s be real, you didn’t have to qualify anything past “he’s so fucking stupid”
dBlock845 on
Russia experiencing shrinkage 🥶!
RammRras on
Why doesn’t he conquer the other U.S.A on the right side?
ReneG8 on
No, he wants it because it detracts from the Epstein files.
mapha17 on
A former geography teacher of mine once said that Greenland is actually roughly the same size as the Arabian Peninsula. That’s one way you can evaluate map distortion.
Amadeus_1978 on
Come on, who’s pushing this nonsense? Should the United States, the signatory guaranteeing security to the rest of the NATO members, invade a treaty member, well that would accomplish his and his bosses main goal. Fracturing NATO.
ew73 on
My theory is he saw the “Risk” game board and that’s why it’s “important” to military action.
urbanek2525 on
If you took the names off and asked Piggy Trump to find Greenland on a globe, he’d fail even if you gave him three tries.
my only issue with your post is that Tump most likely can’t find Greenland on a map
Improvedandconfused on
Trump thinks?
I guess there’s always a first time for everything.
johnnys_sack on
I am surprised he hasn’t tried to claim Antarctica for himself. He’d have a stranglehold on all the ice and every country would have to buy ice from him.
That is the map they are looking at. They want it all.
Proud3GenAthst on
It’s because Greenland has vast natural wealth
kdex89 on
Id say 95 percent of his supporters think that as well
Malinut on
He can’t just force Greenland to join the USA because they’ll just succeed, possibly triggering others to also.
Then it’ll be civil war.
He’s a Russian agent.
jedburghofficial on
It’s smaller than it looks on the map. But it’s still large enough to stretch from Tijuana to Winnipeg. It’s like the 12th largest nation in the world.
Everyone talks about minerals, but nobody talks about the water. Barring Antarctica, it has the largest store of freshwater on the planet. Global warming will make that their most valuable resource. And it could be mostly pumped overland to the US.
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IT’S YUGE!
This actually wouldn’t surprise me at all.
Tiny (it’s what Stormy calls him) is obsessed with size?
Who knew?
🙄
Why don’t we just take over the second pair of Americas instead?
Dipshit is to good a description
its*
I mean, it’s still pretty big regardless.
Though this whole debacle is absurd, because we already have a military base on Greenland and we have a treaty that allows us the opportunity to build more, if we deem them necessary. There is no reason to invade or purchase Greenland because they would let us do pretty much anything necessary for NATO security if we just *asked nicely*.
The same holds true for any mining we might want to do. If American companies wanted to access minerals, they just need to ask for permission. There’s no reason that Greenland has to be under American ownership for American companies to mine it.
He’s a “flat-earther”.
Let’s be real, you didn’t have to qualify anything past “he’s so fucking stupid”
Russia experiencing shrinkage 🥶!
Why doesn’t he conquer the other U.S.A on the right side?
No, he wants it because it detracts from the Epstein files.
A former geography teacher of mine once said that Greenland is actually roughly the same size as the Arabian Peninsula. That’s one way you can evaluate map distortion.
Come on, who’s pushing this nonsense? Should the United States, the signatory guaranteeing security to the rest of the NATO members, invade a treaty member, well that would accomplish his and his bosses main goal. Fracturing NATO.
My theory is he saw the “Risk” game board and that’s why it’s “important” to military action.
If you took the names off and asked Piggy Trump to find Greenland on a globe, he’d fail even if you gave him three tries.
Hey this is a cool graphic
[Obligatory](https://youtu.be/eLqC3FNNOaI?si=C5d1QjJLGpakYAGe)
my only issue with your post is that Tump most likely can’t find Greenland on a map
Trump thinks?
I guess there’s always a first time for everything.
I am surprised he hasn’t tried to claim Antarctica for himself. He’d have a stranglehold on all the ice and every country would have to buy ice from him.
https://preview.redd.it/c4d0c7q887eg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58265dedbac1aba7c25b7db4f9f1f203d1c56da8
That is the map they are looking at. They want it all.
It’s because Greenland has vast natural wealth
Id say 95 percent of his supporters think that as well
He can’t just force Greenland to join the USA because they’ll just succeed, possibly triggering others to also.
Then it’ll be civil war.
He’s a Russian agent.
It’s smaller than it looks on the map. But it’s still large enough to stretch from Tijuana to Winnipeg. It’s like the 12th largest nation in the world.
Everyone talks about minerals, but nobody talks about the water. Barring Antarctica, it has the largest store of freshwater on the planet. Global warming will make that their most valuable resource. And it could be mostly pumped overland to the US.
Africa here he comes