Beneficial-Chest-699 on January 18, 2026 6:02 pm I’m normally uncomfortable with body shaming. In this case, however, BWAAHAAHAA!
Mothernaturehatesus on January 18, 2026 6:24 pm So much for Hegseth’s warrior code. The only prerequisite for this goon platoon is hate in your heart.
Nimrowd2023 on January 18, 2026 6:43 pm How do they not want people like that in the military but in ICE its acceptable?
Reg_Cliff on January 18, 2026 6:58 pm **”SHOW ME YOUR DONUTS”** https://preview.redd.it/vnnw0htnn5eg1.jpeg?width=958&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=570afd3dc00723dd618124505d9c16f97e3fdf99
frommethodtomadness on January 18, 2026 7:06 pm https://preview.redd.it/id9apd51p5eg1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=0d39756d8688061c81299481d1aac422f25a120f
coreychch on January 18, 2026 7:11 pm Something tells me being able to run 100m in under 20 seconds (or in this guys case maybe 10 minutes?) isn’t a job requirement for ICE …
KennethEWolf on January 18, 2026 7:13 pm Rumor has it that they are eating pets, maybe someplace in Ohio.
looselylawless on January 18, 2026 7:13 pm Proud of him for finding a shirt that covered that whole behemoth. He musta put on his good shirt for terrorizing.
windmill-tilting on January 18, 2026 7:17 pm How is that little vest supposed to protect that barrel of fat?
MangoSalsa89 on January 18, 2026 7:25 pm The “immigrants are the reason we can’t afford food” argument doesn’t really hold up here. I think this guy is the reason.
GunnieGraves on January 18, 2026 7:29 pm Say what you will about him, he’ll never be accused of biting off more than he could chew.
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I’m normally uncomfortable with body shaming. In this case, however, BWAAHAAHAA!
So much for Hegseth’s warrior code. The only prerequisite for this goon platoon is hate in your heart.

Waffle SS out in full force
Iceberg
How do they not want people like that in the military but in ICE its acceptable?
HEEEE. WAAAS. **LICKING MEEEEEEEE***.*
They’re not being disappeared. They’re being digested.
There’s ICE, and then there’s a glacier.
ICE CREAM.
Good to know I only need to power walk away from meal team six.
Poster for birth control
Unhealthy ICE.
Meal Team 6
Didn’t think those vests would have to be custom made
**”SHOW ME YOUR DONUTS”**
https://preview.redd.it/vnnw0htnn5eg1.jpeg?width=958&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=570afd3dc00723dd618124505d9c16f97e3fdf99
He blocks doorways so immigrants can’t escape.

https://preview.redd.it/id9apd51p5eg1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=0d39756d8688061c81299481d1aac422f25a120f
this guy will shoot before running.
Abolish ICING.
I wonder how much eyeliner he has under them shades???
The job comes with a girdle.
Something tells me being able to run 100m in under 20 seconds (or in this guys case maybe 10 minutes?) isn’t a job requirement for ICE …
Gravy Seals
Rumor has it that they are eating pets, maybe someplace in Ohio.
Proud of him for finding a shirt that covered that whole behemoth. He musta put on his good shirt for terrorizing.
homie overinflated his lips
His poor shirt. The strain!!
How is that little vest supposed to protect that barrel of fat?
His way of detaining people is threatening to sit on them.
The “immigrants are the reason we can’t afford food” argument doesn’t really hold up here. I think this guy is the reason.
MAAAAMMAA MORE HOT POCKEETZ
Wasn’t this guy in American History X?
ICE Cream Cake
Say what you will about him, he’ll never be accused of biting off more than he could chew.
Where’d they park them taco trucks?
After the told the military no fat people or beards…..
Clearly Bovino riding Mayor McCheese… in disguise.