It’s comforting to me that he hasn’t given the slightest of any existential thought on the meaning of his
existence and the doubt eats at him on a daily basis.
k_y_seli on
He’s going to try to invade and take over heaven.
233C on
He’s asking around for whom he needs to bribe to get it.
Evil_Athena on
Trump: Why didn’t I get into heaven?
Satan: I don’t have enough time to explain it
Trump: But I’m here for eternity
Satan: Exactly…
AGrandNewAdventure on
He’s hoping God gives him heaven since he couldn’t earn it himself. He thinks of he mentions it enough time he’ll just be given what he wants like usual.
de_grecia on
Way down
Chumlee1917 on
“I’ll put a blajilzzion % tariff on Heaven if they don’t let me in.”
UninvitedButtNoises on
Demented people hallucinations…
Hopefully we get to see this bastard have a stroke live on tv. The entire planet has earned it for the hell he brought on us all.
Hair_I_Go on
gatorbeetle on
Heaven?¿?¿?
Rvpilot on
Nah he’ll need the pineapples for satan since he’s a hitler wannabe.
kimapesan on
Same thing Scott Adams was worrying about right before he kicked the bucket…. This is a sign.
nachtraum on
Well, now that he was awarded the nobel piece price heaven should be a given
Slasher1738 on
Gotta reunite these 2
Potential_Aardvark59 on
HTFU!
greatthebob38 on
Didn’t Trump himself say he’s probably not going to heaven?
Mothernaturehatesus on
If this clown has a gravesite it’s gonna need 24/7 security or someone finna draw a dick on there
If you’ve seen Little Nikki, Trump will be in a pink tutu and picking the largest pineapple out of the closet
DallyBark on
That is one peace prize he can’t steal
StatisticalMan on
Trump is so dumb he thinks he can trick god. That is the obsession with stuff like the Nobel Peace Prize. Imagine being so arrogant that you both believe in a God and also believe that God is a dumbfuck you can con by showing “look I was a good guy I ‘got’ this peace prize”.
CrimsonAntifascist on
As an atheist, i don’t think he will get any kind of punishment for the things he enabled. On the other hand, it’s nice to know his grave will be nothing but a public toilet.
Lysol3435 on
I like to think about Trump asking his staff how to tariff heaven
NovarisLight on
I rarely wish harm on humans, but…
ohboymykneeshurt on
Express elevator to hell. Going down!
Annahsbananas on
He’s the last guy going to heaven
Baers89 on
Cockroaches stick around for a long time. Don’t get your hopes up.
EmbarrassedQuit7009 on
The elevator goes WAY down. Right to the bottom, along with the rest of the GOP.
Chance_Guarantee4823 on
Take him for a long walk in the woods or a long car ride on a short pier .
popejohnsmith on
Maga’s gotta go. It must be utterly repudiated and rendered powerless.
Epstein is key to it all.
FFS. Get on with it!!
wabashcanonball on
He’s going straight to hell just like the people who worship him.
Loki-L on
Right now might be the closest he will ever come to heaven.
toasterchild on
**”I want to try and get to heaven, if possible… I’m hearing I’m not doing well. I am really at the bottom of the totem pole.”**
bongobills on
He’s hoping someone will donate their entry pass
zeeper25 on
He thinks he can coerce someone into giving him their slot in heaven, similar to how he acquired a Nobel peace prize for
Cloverhart on
Oh he must think the more things your name is on, the better your chances of getting into heaven.
I’m undecided but boy do I hope the afterlife is real because there are going to be so many surprised “Christians.”
caseybvdc74 on
Is that where he thinks he sent his friend Epstein
BearLeft77 on
Listen to the Sasha Riley interview. Heaven’s off the table.
Cdub7791 on
I don’t believe in heaven, but if it exists and this choad somehow gets in, I’d rather not go.
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lol a bit late for that, bud
make sure you pack some sunscreen
It’s comforting to me that he hasn’t given the slightest of any existential thought on the meaning of his
existence and the doubt eats at him on a daily basis.
He’s going to try to invade and take over heaven.
He’s asking around for whom he needs to bribe to get it.
Trump: Why didn’t I get into heaven?
Satan: I don’t have enough time to explain it
Trump: But I’m here for eternity
Satan: Exactly…
He’s hoping God gives him heaven since he couldn’t earn it himself. He thinks of he mentions it enough time he’ll just be given what he wants like usual.
Way down
“I’ll put a blajilzzion % tariff on Heaven if they don’t let me in.”
Demented people hallucinations…
Hopefully we get to see this bastard have a stroke live on tv. The entire planet has earned it for the hell he brought on us all.
Heaven?¿?¿?
Nah he’ll need the pineapples for satan since he’s a hitler wannabe.
Same thing Scott Adams was worrying about right before he kicked the bucket…. This is a sign.
Well, now that he was awarded the nobel piece price heaven should be a given
Gotta reunite these 2
HTFU!
Didn’t Trump himself say he’s probably not going to heaven?
If this clown has a gravesite it’s gonna need 24/7 security or someone finna draw a dick on there
https://i.redd.it/osx34ywli6eg1.gif
If you’ve seen Little Nikki, Trump will be in a pink tutu and picking the largest pineapple out of the closet
That is one peace prize he can’t steal
Trump is so dumb he thinks he can trick god. That is the obsession with stuff like the Nobel Peace Prize. Imagine being so arrogant that you both believe in a God and also believe that God is a dumbfuck you can con by showing “look I was a good guy I ‘got’ this peace prize”.
As an atheist, i don’t think he will get any kind of punishment for the things he enabled. On the other hand, it’s nice to know his grave will be nothing but a public toilet.
I like to think about Trump asking his staff how to tariff heaven
I rarely wish harm on humans, but…
Express elevator to hell. Going down!
He’s the last guy going to heaven
Cockroaches stick around for a long time. Don’t get your hopes up.
The elevator goes WAY down. Right to the bottom, along with the rest of the GOP.
Take him for a long walk in the woods or a long car ride on a short pier .
Maga’s gotta go. It must be utterly repudiated and rendered powerless.
Epstein is key to it all.
FFS. Get on with it!!
He’s going straight to hell just like the people who worship him.
Right now might be the closest he will ever come to heaven.
**”I want to try and get to heaven, if possible… I’m hearing I’m not doing well. I am really at the bottom of the totem pole.”**
He’s hoping someone will donate their entry pass
He thinks he can coerce someone into giving him their slot in heaven, similar to how he acquired a Nobel peace prize for
Oh he must think the more things your name is on, the better your chances of getting into heaven.
I’m undecided but boy do I hope the afterlife is real because there are going to be so many surprised “Christians.”
Is that where he thinks he sent his friend Epstein
Listen to the Sasha Riley interview. Heaven’s off the table.
I don’t believe in heaven, but if it exists and this choad somehow gets in, I’d rather not go.
