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urbanek2525 on January 6, 2026 2:52 am I’ll bet Kelly could IRL ask a favor of any number of old buddies and Hegseth would tragically fall out of a helicopter. Hegseth has pod-cast fans who will post mean things on-line when their mothers’ let them.
Automatic_Wave4530 on January 6, 2026 2:52 am I think Senator Kelly would know that it is guerrilla warfare. Gorillas are large primates and I am not sure if anyone is trained in their warfare
Fsufrobro on January 6, 2026 3:00 am Delicious pasta. Seems we have some youngins in the comments that haven’t tasted this one.
DAT_DROP on January 6, 2026 3:07 am I haven’t heard those words in a long time 
Quality-Shakes on January 6, 2026 3:07 am Limp Dick Pete. Can we make that stick, like the Vance meme photo? Limp Dick Pete. Let him know it.
PedalingHertz on January 6, 2026 3:08 am Kelly: (fourth line in) “I am trained in gorilla warfare.” Kelly’s Aid: Sir, it’s spelled *guerilla*. Kelly: You weren’t there. You weren’t in space when the apes came back for their planet. None of you were. We did what we had to…
akapusin3 on January 6, 2026 3:21 am And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers
jcooli09 on January 6, 2026 3:29 am That sounds like the kind of thing Hegseth would say if he could stay sober long enough to type it
Phosis21 on January 6, 2026 3:31 am Do not quote the ancient laws to me. I was there when they were written!
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If only – That little bitch would be hiding in fear.
Gorilla warfare?
I’ll bet Kelly could IRL ask a favor of any number of old buddies and Hegseth would tragically fall out of a helicopter.
Hegseth has pod-cast fans who will post mean things on-line when their mothers’ let them.
I think Senator Kelly would know that it is guerrilla warfare. Gorillas are large primates and I am not sure if anyone is trained in their warfare
Get to it son…
Holy shit,t his real?
Delicious pasta. Seems we have some youngins in the comments that haven’t tasted this one.
Excellent use of this meme. 10/10, no notes, kiddo.
Ummmm…
I haven’t heard those words in a long time
If only, this had been a real tweet!
Limp Dick Pete. Can we make that stick, like the Vance meme photo? Limp Dick Pete. Let him know it.
Kelly: (fourth line in) “I am trained in gorilla warfare.”
Kelly’s Aid: Sir, it’s spelled *guerilla*.
Kelly: You weren’t there. You weren’t in space when the apes came back for their planet. None of you were. We did what we had to…
….in Minecraft.
Mic drop!
“Mark my fucking words”
☠️💀☠️
Get’um Mark🤬
I was fuckin there man.
Lmao
Do Lindsay Graham next.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers
Captain Kelly has my vote. And my axe.
That sounds like the kind of thing Hegseth would say if he could stay sober long enough to type it
Do not quote the ancient laws to me. I was there when they were written!