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UnfitToPrint on
Had this same image in mind when I read the news. Underpants nomes are one of my OG influences.
Lysol3435 on
Phase 3: everyone forgets about him raping kids
NachoBag_Clip932 on
I firmly believe that the underpants gnomes from South Park still have a better plan than Trump.
Signal_Subject_593 on
Phase 2 clearly involves oil though.
clamb2 on
Phase 2: Steal the oil
IrritableGourmet on
I think he thought if you capture a country’s leader, you’ve taken over. There was a MAGA guy during Biden’s term who tried to ram his way into the White House. His “plan” was to get into the Oval Office and, because being physically in the Oval Office meant you were President, issue a bunch of orders to arrest Biden. It’s insane, but that’s the level of logical discourse these people have.
gornFlamout on
trump is a Pedo
The profit will be for him or his kids personally.
It’s not a policy it’s a grift.
dread_pirate_wesley on
Relax guy!
TheFeshy on
I can’t believe we got into a war even stupider and with less definable criteria than the Iraq wars.
I remember when, *well* into the Iraq occupation, the administration *finally* created a set of goals that we had, presumably the entire time, done the whole “killing hundreds of thousands and displacing” thing to achieve.
And then promptly failed every single goal they set for themselves.
And *this is worse than that.*
seenitreddit90s on
Concepts of a plan
knivesofsmoothness on
I’m not even sure it’s this thought out.
camo12ga on
Drill baby drill…….
Derpschmerp on
Relax guy!
Conscious-Loss-2709 on
It’s weird. You can have a puppethead at the top, you can even get him a loyal staff. You can suspend whatever democratic or “democratic” assembly they have but then you still have an entire bureaucracy of Venezuelans who may or may not take orders from the US installed puppets. The country is made up of 23 states, who may just start ignoring the federal layer and go half independent and work together where needed.
They can seize the oilfields and refineries, put a ring of the US military around it and restart things, but pipelines are long. Roads are long, you’re not going to get a smooth flow from source to processing to shipping. Venezualan crude is of poor quality, needs a lot of processing so once you finally have it in a tanker and you factor in the military costs, the cost of rebuilding the infrastructure in the first place, and after each sabotage, the cost of US oil specialists and their protection details the 17 trillion dollars worth of oil cost 16 trillion to get out of the ground and shipped.
TheWebCoder on
Phase 2: take their oil
GreyBeardEng on
Phase 2: Steal Oil
jakesteeley on
Phase 2: Create a reality TV show to dominate the ratings
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Brought to you by the “no new wars” administration.
Had this same image in mind when I read the news. Underpants nomes are one of my OG influences.
Phase 3: everyone forgets about him raping kids
I firmly believe that the underpants gnomes from South Park still have a better plan than Trump.
Phase 2 clearly involves oil though.
Phase 2: Steal the oil
I think he thought if you capture a country’s leader, you’ve taken over. There was a MAGA guy during Biden’s term who tried to ram his way into the White House. His “plan” was to get into the Oval Office and, because being physically in the Oval Office meant you were President, issue a bunch of orders to arrest Biden. It’s insane, but that’s the level of logical discourse these people have.
trump is a Pedo
The profit will be for him or his kids personally.
It’s not a policy it’s a grift.
Relax guy!
I can’t believe we got into a war even stupider and with less definable criteria than the Iraq wars.
I remember when, *well* into the Iraq occupation, the administration *finally* created a set of goals that we had, presumably the entire time, done the whole “killing hundreds of thousands and displacing” thing to achieve.
And then promptly failed every single goal they set for themselves.
And *this is worse than that.*
Concepts of a plan
I’m not even sure it’s this thought out.
Drill baby drill…….
Relax guy!
It’s weird. You can have a puppethead at the top, you can even get him a loyal staff. You can suspend whatever democratic or “democratic” assembly they have but then you still have an entire bureaucracy of Venezuelans who may or may not take orders from the US installed puppets. The country is made up of 23 states, who may just start ignoring the federal layer and go half independent and work together where needed.
They can seize the oilfields and refineries, put a ring of the US military around it and restart things, but pipelines are long. Roads are long, you’re not going to get a smooth flow from source to processing to shipping. Venezualan crude is of poor quality, needs a lot of processing so once you finally have it in a tanker and you factor in the military costs, the cost of rebuilding the infrastructure in the first place, and after each sabotage, the cost of US oil specialists and their protection details the 17 trillion dollars worth of oil cost 16 trillion to get out of the ground and shipped.
Phase 2: take their oil
Phase 2: Steal Oil
Phase 2: Create a reality TV show to dominate the ratings
Trump oil it’s not that hard to decode