It’s kind of crazy how he’s made it to 79 …
by marleyman14
It’s kind of crazy how he’s made it to 79 …
by marleyman14
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The man has never done anything in moderation. Child rape, sexual assault, felonies….why should aspirin be any different
You mean the same guy who never exercised a day in his life because he thinks it would use up all of his energy?
for at least the last 10 years he’s had the best healthcare our tax money can buy.
Everyone praying for the cheeseburgers to do their job.
Turns out all it could take is a paper cut.
Honestly, I’m assuming they give him baby aspirin so the pills don’t look so big in his hands.
It’s gotta be genetics. Some people can abuse the crap out of their body and live to be a hundred. Athletes fall dead of a stroke in their thirties.
In my professional opinion he should be taking MORE aspirin. Make his blood so thin he floats like a balloon.
Signed,
Dr Nick
He wants to make his blood thinner…. He is an adult. He gets to make that choice.
Well take the whole bottle then! Does that make sense?? My God what an utter idiot
Maybe that’s why his ear bled so copiously when it was nicked by the plexiglass and why he gets such bruising on his hands from just one drip of andrenochrome.
He’s 80, ignorant and out of shape. Any day he’s out walking free and not in a jail cell is a lucky one. I’d expect nothing less.
“Alexa? Order a pallet of extra strength aspirin and have it delivered to the White House”
By all means, continue…thinnest blood ever should be the goal…up the dosage!
What could go wrong? Ironically, a stroke.
When people talk about strokes they often think of the thick/clotty type where a gooey clot forms that blocks a blood vessel in the brain causing the tissue downstream of that to be starved of blood/oxygen and die (becomes ischaemic), resulting in the classic neurological symptoms on one side of the body as a result of the opposite side of the brain being damaged.
But there’s actually two main types of major strokes: clotting (ischaemic stroke), and bleeding (haemorrhagic stroke).
Most strokes in elderly people with heart disease risk factors are of the former type which can be treated by making the blood less ‘clotty’ or thinner, i.e. treating with blood thinners, but clotting has an important process to plug up and heal any wounds in blood vessels to prevent bleeding. Too thin and this can increase the risk of the latter type of stroke which has essentially the same effect just mediated by uncontrolled bleeding on that side of the brain.
Could Trump’s overmedication on blood thinners result in him actually having an incapacitating or fatal haemorrhagic stroke in 2026?
I won’t say it but we’re all thinking it…
Best idea he’s ever had. Smartest thing he’s ever said!
Wishing him nothing but this best with this treatment plan 😂
Im guessing that whoever actually gives him his stuff is controlling the dose.
I’m starting to become partial to the idea black magic exists and is being used to keep him alive.
Is it still considered a presidential assassination if he kills himself with his own bad choices?
I know old people with far worse habits and they hang on with meds, oxy tanks, and Rascal scooters. We may have a ways to go
So he is basically admitting to routinely overdosing on aspirin.
https://medlineplus.gov/ency/article/007287.htm
The blood could be a bit dirty too, should inject some bleach to help clean it up a bit
I’d advise him to keep up the good work! If a little too much is good, well then, a lot too much must be great! Does that make sense?
I’m sure there’s some way to put a light, a powerful light into his heart. Maybe a 500W laser.
Honestly, i think this is just an example of him being dumb as rocks.
His doctor probably told him that he needed to be on blood thinners for heart related stuff and this was him trying to explain why he was taking a med for that
“And everybody says, ‘Sir, your blood pressure is the highest ever, like no one’s ever seen before…'”
Yes, always take more than you’ve been prescribed. You’ll heal faster; doctors hate this one trick!
/do NOT do this
The thick blood pumping through his heart would match the blood pumping through his thick fcuking head though…which is nice…
Puleeze People!!!
Would ya’ll just let that man take all the aspirin his little fat hands can get a hold of. He knows what he’s doing.
If you could measure such a thing Trump would be on the list as one of the luckiest humans to ever live.
Imagine doing everything wrong for your entire life and receiving essentially zero consequences for any of it. Not only that but getting rewarded every step of the way. Trump is a walking statistical anomaly that shouldn’t be alive, let alone leader of the most powerful nation on the planet.
Guy is probably living to 100 just to spite all of us.
I dont like it when Trump is dumb, but in the same ways I’m dumb. Because the logic behind this makes sense to me.
Oh let him take them he’ll learn or he’ll kick it and we won’t have to worry about it anymore
Whatever amount he’s taking now, he should probably double it. Maybe triple, just to be sure.
For those wondering
If your blood is too thin, a small cut will bleed profusely and have trouble healing itself
Even the slightest bump can also easily bruise you which can lead to internal bleeding and more serious problems
He’s the kind of guy (if he had ever cooked a day in his life) who would say “Well, it says 350°F for 30 minutes, so I can do 700°F for 15 and save time!”