Saying this as a male, if your man needs empty balls to not cheat on you, dump him.
Th3Flyy on
….What the Duggar did I just read?
Interesting-Art-957 on
Saying this as an actual man. Real men don’t cheat. Real women don’t cheat. If you love your partner, you take care of all their needs, just because you love them.
rewanpaj on
keep your girls mouth full so she won’t try to go eat somewhere else
StoneFenrir on
This just blames cheating on your partner, which isn’t right. You shouldn’t have to do x thing to keep your partner from cheating.
Piemaster113 on
But The Patriots score all over the place and they fill their balls more than anyone
Azure_Providence on
Ah yes, men are dogs that will wander off to whoever gives them the most treats. Perhaps don’t date animals
theSchlauch on
This post can only be seen as ironically funny. More r/comedyheaven else it would be a cringe red pill post
No-Pie-7211 on
In 2025 am I allowed to point out that this is obvious sexism? Or is that word “cringe” and I’ll be downvoted for using it, even though it’s accurate?
heavedistant on
The women’s equivalent of this must sound like keep your wife’s purse full of cash so she won’t try to empty another man’s balls. The more you know about being shallow.
Joe_Mann on
Ah fear based intimacy, works best every time.
actuallyserious650 on
Everyone here is commenting on the importance of fidelity and good moral character. But let’s talk sex ed! The testicles don’t store semen and they don’t empty when you have sex. Anyone who talks like they do sounds like an imbecile.
theguytheguy2 on
uhuhuh … score … uhuhuhuh
Conan_Troutman_SV on
If you think this is funny, youre an absolute flipping idiot.
Aprilprinces on
That’s not how it works
Zentavius on
She’s not wrong, but it also shouldn’t be her problem to fear him cheating if he has full balls too often.
Saelaird on
Sort of true.
If you neglect your partner and their sexual needs, you might end up losing them.
Full stomach, empty balls… it’s not a bad start, frankly.
But good men communicate they’re unhappy first, rather than cheating.
goose-was-here on
I mean, this post is pretty true. Theres no need to cheat when I get it 3-5 times a day. Shout out to my wife! People have different needs.
Ban2u on
Please do not try to deflate your man’s balls directly, or you may find a dent in your coconut
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Saying this as a male, if your man needs empty balls to not cheat on you, dump him.
….What the Duggar did I just read?
Saying this as an actual man. Real men don’t cheat. Real women don’t cheat. If you love your partner, you take care of all their needs, just because you love them.
keep your girls mouth full so she won’t try to go eat somewhere else
This just blames cheating on your partner, which isn’t right. You shouldn’t have to do x thing to keep your partner from cheating.
But The Patriots score all over the place and they fill their balls more than anyone
Ah yes, men are dogs that will wander off to whoever gives them the most treats. Perhaps don’t date animals
This post can only be seen as ironically funny. More r/comedyheaven else it would be a cringe red pill post
In 2025 am I allowed to point out that this is obvious sexism? Or is that word “cringe” and I’ll be downvoted for using it, even though it’s accurate?
The women’s equivalent of this must sound like keep your wife’s purse full of cash so she won’t try to empty another man’s balls. The more you know about being shallow.
Ah fear based intimacy, works best every time.
Everyone here is commenting on the importance of fidelity and good moral character. But let’s talk sex ed! The testicles don’t store semen and they don’t empty when you have sex. Anyone who talks like they do sounds like an imbecile.
uhuhuh … score … uhuhuhuh
If you think this is funny, youre an absolute flipping idiot.
That’s not how it works
She’s not wrong, but it also shouldn’t be her problem to fear him cheating if he has full balls too often.
Sort of true.
If you neglect your partner and their sexual needs, you might end up losing them.
Full stomach, empty balls… it’s not a bad start, frankly.
But good men communicate they’re unhappy first, rather than cheating.
I mean, this post is pretty true. Theres no need to cheat when I get it 3-5 times a day. Shout out to my wife! People have different needs.
Please do not try to deflate your man’s balls directly, or you may find a dent in your coconut
I see Facebooks leaking again