Where are Bo and Luke Duke when you need them? Daisy needs to sit this one out for obvious reasons.
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Sorrell Brooks, the real Boss Hogg, would be spinning in his grave. Mr. Brooks was a classically trained actor with 1,000,000 more humanity than this asshole could EVER muster.
Edit: Autocorrect kept misspelling his name.
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It’s funny because you know…. funny hat
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I bet it has a weird, orange stain on it now.
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OK, this really pisses me off so I have to rant a little.
I don’t just freaking hate Trump, but cowboy hats… cowboy hats *really* make me mad.
Anyone wearing one–YOU’RE NOT A FREAKING COWBOY. Even if you do work on a farm, even if you do rodeos and whatnot, you’re NOT A COWBOY. You don’t drive cows overland using horses. That profession doesn’t exist anymore, except in, like, one or two farms up in Alaska. So stop *calling yourself a cowboy*.
…But I see people wearing the stupid hats and boots from time to time. And those people invariably act like smug a**holes, like, “I have a pickup truck, I live in the country, I’m better’n you, *yankee*.” Dagnabbit, I’ve even seen people wearing that crap to *meetings*. I just want to walk up to every idiot wearing that garbage and tell them, “Listen, as a friend, you look *stupid as f*ck*.” And for the record, I live on a farm myself. I’ve worked on several farms, too. And I *never* wore that crap.
So, in conclusion, no, you’re not a cowboy, you’re a cosplayer.
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Where are Bo and Luke Duke when you need them? Daisy needs to sit this one out for obvious reasons.
Sorrell Brooks, the real Boss Hogg, would be spinning in his grave. Mr. Brooks was a classically trained actor with 1,000,000 more humanity than this asshole could EVER muster.
Edit: Autocorrect kept misspelling his name.
It’s funny because you know…. funny hat
I bet it has a weird, orange stain on it now.
OK, this really pisses me off so I have to rant a little.
I don’t just freaking hate Trump, but cowboy hats… cowboy hats *really* make me mad.
Anyone wearing one–YOU’RE NOT A FREAKING COWBOY. Even if you do work on a farm, even if you do rodeos and whatnot, you’re NOT A COWBOY. You don’t drive cows overland using horses. That profession doesn’t exist anymore, except in, like, one or two farms up in Alaska. So stop *calling yourself a cowboy*.
…But I see people wearing the stupid hats and boots from time to time. And those people invariably act like smug a**holes, like, “I have a pickup truck, I live in the country, I’m better’n you, *yankee*.” Dagnabbit, I’ve even seen people wearing that crap to *meetings*. I just want to walk up to every idiot wearing that garbage and tell them, “Listen, as a friend, you look *stupid as f*ck*.” And for the record, I live on a farm myself. I’ve worked on several farms, too. And I *never* wore that crap.
So, in conclusion, no, you’re not a cowboy, you’re a cosplayer.
End of rant.