I like to imagine the Beaver sauntering up to the office park, looking around at all the trees.
Finally they amble up to that one and simply shake their head to go “No.”
Then the work began.
NotChedco on
Dam buddy, that’s rough.
attack_water on
Did you know that the mascots of both MIT and CalTech are beavers?
Stevil4583LBC on
Eminent domain
SafetyFromNumbers on
you’ve been beaved
shivanman on
Not sure that makes that tree decorative, looks like a real tree to me
TheTresStateArea on
Shouldn’t have made that tree out of such useful wood bro
nomekop_pokemon on
Beavers gonna beav.
LeoLaDawg on
“decorative tree” implies it’s artificial. This just looks like a tree.
xsmokedxx on
What’s the difference between a decorative tree and a normal tree?
Long-Astronaut-3363 on
Fuck that tree
fascinatedbydragons on
I speak beaver and he says “get fucked”
AmputeeHandModel on
ChaoticForkingGood on
Oof, is the poor woman okay?
/jk
DinosoarJunior on
Dam.
Mister_Pibbs on
Why u snitchin on the beaver tho
dentrecords on
Sick
dustoff664 on
Talk to r/treelaw and cash in. Hope that beaver had deep pockets. Trees aren’t cheap!
yuyufan43 on
To be honest, I’m not that upset. Little dudes are just trying to do their job and the stump makes a great story. If they keep destroying property then I understand having to relocate them. I have a couple walking sticks that end with beaver bites that I got from the dam that they build at my Grampy’s cabin every year. They’re not supposed to be doing it but we’re not going to evict them. Beavers are going to beav
celsius032 on
In Redmond, WA of all places, right next to a retaining pond.
dbell on
FUCK YO TREE
archimidesx on
TrendyDru on
ShadowFlame420 on
you made it look too yummy
Select_Factor_5463 on
powdered_dognut on
Fuck yo tree! You can buy another one, you rich mfer!
BRICH999 on
But think about the plus side, soon you may have decorative wetlands!
scary_truth on
On a real note, judging by all the conifers in the background this tree was selected because its deciduous and had less tannins in its bark so tastes better to the beavers. Beavers often clear cannot space of deciduous trees taking out the parent tree and essentially “farming” the suckers that grow from the stump using their bark as food for the winter. From a beavers perspective somebody just plopped a snack in an otherwise barren stretch of trees, they probably weren’t out to spite your planting.
bt65 on
The beaver just made a 3D puzzle, you got all the wooden parts, get some glue and get on it!
catalessi on
i’m firmly Beaver pilled so i approve of this
amazonhelpless on
Decorative beaver > decorative tree
Accomplished_Gur4466 on
Soo, what you do in these type of situations, is there like a protocole or something
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I like to imagine the Beaver sauntering up to the office park, looking around at all the trees.
Finally they amble up to that one and simply shake their head to go “No.”
Then the work began.
Dam buddy, that’s rough.
Did you know that the mascots of both MIT and CalTech are beavers?
Eminent domain
you’ve been beaved
Not sure that makes that tree decorative, looks like a real tree to me
Shouldn’t have made that tree out of such useful wood bro
Beavers gonna beav.
“decorative tree” implies it’s artificial. This just looks like a tree.
What’s the difference between a decorative tree and a normal tree?
Fuck that tree
I speak beaver and he says “get fucked”
Oof, is the poor woman okay?
/jk
Dam.
Why u snitchin on the beaver tho
Sick
Talk to r/treelaw and cash in. Hope that beaver had deep pockets. Trees aren’t cheap!
To be honest, I’m not that upset. Little dudes are just trying to do their job and the stump makes a great story. If they keep destroying property then I understand having to relocate them. I have a couple walking sticks that end with beaver bites that I got from the dam that they build at my Grampy’s cabin every year. They’re not supposed to be doing it but we’re not going to evict them. Beavers are going to beav
In Redmond, WA of all places, right next to a retaining pond.
FUCK YO TREE
you made it look too yummy
Fuck yo tree! You can buy another one, you rich mfer!
But think about the plus side, soon you may have decorative wetlands!
On a real note, judging by all the conifers in the background this tree was selected because its deciduous and had less tannins in its bark so tastes better to the beavers. Beavers often clear cannot space of deciduous trees taking out the parent tree and essentially “farming” the suckers that grow from the stump using their bark as food for the winter. From a beavers perspective somebody just plopped a snack in an otherwise barren stretch of trees, they probably weren’t out to spite your planting.
The beaver just made a 3D puzzle, you got all the wooden parts, get some glue and get on it!
i’m firmly Beaver pilled so i approve of this
Decorative beaver > decorative tree
Soo, what you do in these type of situations, is there like a protocole or something
And it did a great job.
Leave it to beaver..
