White people gate keep the best stuff



    by NYstate

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    1. I live down the street from KeyBank arena where the Buffalo Sabres play hockey. They draw a lot of people but I wasn’t interested
      I’ve watched a little bit of hockey on TV but it was boring. A friend gave me a couple tickets to a game. WTF! Live NHL hockey is the truth. I had a better time watching hockey than going to see the Bills. It’s a great show.

    2. Maaan…we have made SEVERAL movies about how great they are. An entire franchise of a GR family dynasty of ball players too lmao

    3. White people gate keep a lot of shit, but in this case… have you ever known a white person to shut up about their dog?

    4. off topic but , [this reminds me of being a little kid in southern california](https://www.tiktok.com/@tspeed_/video/7296514880788565291) just minding my own business playing outside and the next door neighbor left their backyard gate open.

      it was 5 of them in the neighborhood and for years before and after school you could hear screams of kids being chased by those fuckers

    5. HopefulPlantain5475 on

      You know white folks, always saying shit like “shut up about the golden retrievers, we can’t let this secret out,” and “if black people get ahold of golden retrievers they would be too powerful.”

    6. Wanted a golden retriever as a kid but we got a black lab instead. Pretty similar energy but less dog hair.

    7. Golden retrievers are absolutely the best fucking dogs but here me out. Goldendoodles/Labradoodles. Same attitude, A LOT LESS shedding.

    8. I come in peace from the white delegation – y’all ain’t talked to white people about their dogs? Because everyone white person I know with a golden retriever won’t STFU about it in a good way.

    9. The Asians have gifted the whites the bidet, and as a white, i would love to pass this gift of prometheus down to the black folk… it truly is a miracle.

    10. We literally told yall, what did yall think “golden retriever energy” meant? A new source of renewable energy?

    11. This is why it’s important to have a diverse friend group.

      We learn to season our food, we expose you to these angels in dog form (that said, my general apprehension towards pit bulls was cured by my black friend’s dogs).

    12. Aww, man! I LOVE sharing things with lovely, appreciative, and sweet people like this guy! Wish I had something cool that I could share that maybe only white people know…

      Michigan Golden Almond Chicken? IYKYK The BEST American Chinese dish in the states! Haha, I’m sure everyone is already on that…

      To be honest, I learn waaaaay more wonderfully cool secrets from black people than I do from most…

    13. Golden retrievers are the best!

      My grandma and her neighbor both had one. They would take turns running over to each other’s house to get the other one to come out and play.

    14. RequirementOk4767 on

      This reminds me of when the St.Louis Blues won the Stanley Cup in 2019. There was this black dude who went viral with “white people not telling us how cool hockey is”. I think Tarasenko gave him a jersey too. Anyways ice hockey is pretty dope.

    15. As a PoC, I too acquired a classic White People dog: a Labrador.

      Admittedly, a black Labrador but still. That is the sweetest dog I ever owned. Not the greatest watchdog but I’m cool with it.

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