Any rows with Boebert? They might have Beetlejuice: The Musical as an in-flight entertainment option…
Network57 on
4? mainly because they’re the two i don’t think i recognize
imagek2 on
I’ll walk thank you.
PaleontologistOk2516 on
joshtalife on
I think you could have an interesting conversation with Rogan. He seems cool when he’s not spouting outlandish nonsense. And I’d smoke with a gorilla. Why not?
Ikarus_Falling on
The Pilot Seat please the world will thank me
HobbitGuy1420 on
<This comment redacted due to threats of explosive violence against a hypothetical flight that does not exist>
DtownBronx on
2 and I’d talk nonstop about Fear Factor and early 2000s UFC to keep Rogan tolerable
Emergency-Pack-5497 on
I suppose I’ll sit next to the bag of cash
BaconNPotatoes on
Someone needs to John Denver that flight
_NottheMessiah_ on
I’d have a big ol bowl o sauerkraut and wedge myself between Musk and Bezos. I’d fart relentlessly until they offered me a billion dollars to switch seats. Once they gave me the cash (transfer) I would continue to fart between them for the remainder of the flight to remind them that money won’t buy them everything.
TheMightySet69 on
I’ll walk
thisismyredditacct on
I’m gonna miss that flight.
creegro on
9
And I’d just be loudly talking about how if *I* were rich I’d be batman and not some idiot talking about life on Mars and being really good at games I don’t even play, how I’d be the world’s hero by feeding all the children somehow, and eliminating any homelessness by hiring people to make workable plans for all these things that need fixing.
And how id have a personal trainer to help me stay in shape in my older years instead of taking a bunch of growth hormones to be a barrel chested freak of nature.
leighalan on
I don’t need to go anywhere that bad
Bee-Aromatic on
If I *have* to, 0. I can give Clarence $50 from the bag of money and he’ll do anything I tell him to.
Specialist-Fan-1890 on
Any of them would be fine cause I’m thinking of that scene in Commando.
desert_prince on
Not next to Jigsaw. Jesus Christ.
Griselda_fan on
Put me between Clarance and the bag of money. I don’t think he can fight very well.
Salty-Impact6620 on
3 or 9 in a heartbeat. One would graciously swap seats with me and I’d get the aisle.
OttersAndOttersAndOt on
The two corpses in row 6 would probably just leave me tf alone if I whacked on headphones, some skincare and a face mask.
Timah158 on
0 is a free seat with a show. You can pay Thomas to do anything. Just use the money to bribe him to cock block Vance the entire flight.
HotStaxOfWax on
I’d spend 10 hours reminding little Elon and little Jeff what it was like in middle school. I’m as anti-bully as they come, but I would love 10 hours to bully those soft handed cowards while enjoying my Jack and Coke.
Sir_George on
#2
At least I get to be stoned with the mutant ape while Rogan talks about how Newsom is an alien that poisoned the Covid vaccines or some shit.
snvoigt on
I’m jumping off the plane without a parachute
LaughingInTheVoid on
0, obviously. A bag of money a guy who loves getting paid off.
This flight’s about to get entertaining AF!
Ok-Show-5027 on
I’d choose the seasick crocodile 🐊
AlanShore60607 on
I’m opening the emergency exit at 30,000 feet if I’m on this flight.
You’re welcome, world.
GodOfFetish on
Jordan Peterson would cry the whole time. Especially since I’m a woman and I’m not gonna smile at him
Thefishassassin on
I think Papa John and Alex Jones are the easy choice. Both of them are crazy in a way that can be funny. The others it’s more like they’re genuine ideologically committed conservative freaks. Those two are basically lolcows.
Brandon3845 on
I for one am sitting next to the crack smoking monkey.
kahn_noble on
Clarence and money
Ok-Scallion-3415 on
I’d rather put a loaded gun in my mouth and pull the trigger
CrouchingToaster on
Oh whoops mistook Thomas for Herman Cain. I’d still pick it and just talk endlessly about exploring the US in my ***RV*** with my trans GF
Chaos_Theory1989 on
8 because they’ll both sleep the entire trip and I won’t have to ever interact with either of them.
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Any rows with Boebert? They might have Beetlejuice: The Musical as an in-flight entertainment option…
4? mainly because they’re the two i don’t think i recognize
I’ll walk thank you.
I think you could have an interesting conversation with Rogan. He seems cool when he’s not spouting outlandish nonsense. And I’d smoke with a gorilla. Why not?
The Pilot Seat please the world will thank me
<This comment redacted due to threats of explosive violence against a hypothetical flight that does not exist>
2 and I’d talk nonstop about Fear Factor and early 2000s UFC to keep Rogan tolerable
I suppose I’ll sit next to the bag of cash
Someone needs to John Denver that flight
I’d have a big ol bowl o sauerkraut and wedge myself between Musk and Bezos. I’d fart relentlessly until they offered me a billion dollars to switch seats. Once they gave me the cash (transfer) I would continue to fart between them for the remainder of the flight to remind them that money won’t buy them everything.
I’ll walk
I’m gonna miss that flight.
9
And I’d just be loudly talking about how if *I* were rich I’d be batman and not some idiot talking about life on Mars and being really good at games I don’t even play, how I’d be the world’s hero by feeding all the children somehow, and eliminating any homelessness by hiring people to make workable plans for all these things that need fixing.
And how id have a personal trainer to help me stay in shape in my older years instead of taking a bunch of growth hormones to be a barrel chested freak of nature.
I don’t need to go anywhere that bad
If I *have* to, 0. I can give Clarence $50 from the bag of money and he’ll do anything I tell him to.
Any of them would be fine cause I’m thinking of that scene in Commando.
Not next to Jigsaw. Jesus Christ.
Put me between Clarance and the bag of money. I don’t think he can fight very well.
3 or 9 in a heartbeat. One would graciously swap seats with me and I’d get the aisle.
The two corpses in row 6 would probably just leave me tf alone if I whacked on headphones, some skincare and a face mask.
0 is a free seat with a show. You can pay Thomas to do anything. Just use the money to bribe him to cock block Vance the entire flight.
I’d spend 10 hours reminding little Elon and little Jeff what it was like in middle school. I’m as anti-bully as they come, but I would love 10 hours to bully those soft handed cowards while enjoying my Jack and Coke.
#2
At least I get to be stoned with the mutant ape while Rogan talks about how Newsom is an alien that poisoned the Covid vaccines or some shit.
I’m jumping off the plane without a parachute
0, obviously. A bag of money a guy who loves getting paid off.
This flight’s about to get entertaining AF!
I’d choose the seasick crocodile 🐊
I’m opening the emergency exit at 30,000 feet if I’m on this flight.
You’re welcome, world.
Jordan Peterson would cry the whole time. Especially since I’m a woman and I’m not gonna smile at him
I think Papa John and Alex Jones are the easy choice. Both of them are crazy in a way that can be funny. The others it’s more like they’re genuine ideologically committed conservative freaks. Those two are basically lolcows.
I for one am sitting next to the crack smoking monkey.
Clarence and money
I’d rather put a loaded gun in my mouth and pull the trigger
Oh whoops mistook Thomas for Herman Cain. I’d still pick it and just talk endlessly about exploring the US in my ***RV*** with my trans GF
8 because they’ll both sleep the entire trip and I won’t have to ever interact with either of them.