“Lost my phone in the couch, did I miss anything!?”
VengefulWalnut on
This is so cute. He’s like the nerd that everybody lets hang around, and nobody really likes.
“Aww, crap, here comes JD. Remember to be nice to him; he has no friends.”
Commercial-Set3527 on
Everyone seems to think they are avoiding Vance but in reality he is the only one dumb enough to not see Jeff Goldberg left the chat
Tubafex on
The highschool kid who is too shy to be a bully himself, but constantly looks around if someone else starts doing it for him to join in.
KopOut on
“Did you guys just try to call me? I was out back and thought I heard the phone ring. Anyway, call me back.”
gameyhobbit on
Imagine the amount of pharmaceuticals it requires to maintain a schedule like this.
RainCleans on
Oh god he think’s he’s funny.
ManyReach7296 on
“you up? you bombing anyone?”
Expensive-Argument-7 on
Kamala actually has friends.
Informal_Cream_9060 on
Does he have any initiatives at all? No cause to work toward? Just absolutely nothing huh. Just travel around and be awkward and wait for his master to summon him. Our government is gone.
Internal-You6793 on
MrPlace on
lol AND nobody responded to his ass
meatball402 on
What a sad loser.
Oh well, moving on….
Edit: also, he didn’t get a response hahahahaha
ithinkway2much on
He sent that on a weekday?
ghostsintherafters on
Why are all these people up at all hours of the morning? Why does no one question why they’re all up and texting/rage posting at 3am?
Careless-Roof-8339 on
We got a president that dementedly blasts hundreds of posts to his own social media site at all hours of the night and a vice president who messages in group chats that share highly classified information at 2am to ask if anyone can mishandle any more classified information… and people actually voted for this shit?
These people are just lonely sacks of crap. Turns out being horrifyingly evil is isolating work.
Noahms456 on
“Anybody down to clown around?”
e_line_65 on
Finished with the couch I assume?
RiverHarris on
Well what else are you gonna do after the wife kicks you out and you already did the couch?
Switchmisty9 on
Big “I’m on cocaine” vibez, in that text….
scotchegg72 on
Dude woke up on the couch again, and….
MagicGrit on
And they all ignore him lol
notnorway123 on
I thought this was satire…. and Holy sheeeeeet, it’s real?
slipperlaunch on
I thought Jeff Goldberg was the Atlantic journalist that took screenshots of the chat when he was added accidentally, who/why did someone take this after he left the group?
No_Reference_8777 on
It’s just as well MAGA already seems to be having trouble. There is absolutely no way that Vance could keep the cult going once Trump keeps over.
Shit_Bird33 on
I can’t believe these moronic losers are running the country and 30% of the population is cheering them on.
Kerensky97 on
LOL! And everybody just ghosted him for days.
aceofspaece on
Oh it’s the greatest political double standard of our time. We’ve collectively decided that if Democrats do something weird, it’s a national travesty that endangers national security. If Republicans do it? No one expects anything from them, even basics or common decently. JD Vance texting “you up?” at 2am is nothing; Harris doing this would be a huge scandal.
Dull_Investigator358 on
Guys?
Cool-Clue-4236 on
He thought it was the GRINDR app and was cruising.
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They all made a new group chat without him. 😔
VP doesn’t have anything to do.
“Lost my phone in the couch, did I miss anything!?”
This is so cute. He’s like the nerd that everybody lets hang around, and nobody really likes.
“Aww, crap, here comes JD. Remember to be nice to him; he has no friends.”
Everyone seems to think they are avoiding Vance but in reality he is the only one dumb enough to not see Jeff Goldberg left the chat
The highschool kid who is too shy to be a bully himself, but constantly looks around if someone else starts doing it for him to join in.
“Did you guys just try to call me? I was out back and thought I heard the phone ring. Anyway, call me back.”
Imagine the amount of pharmaceuticals it requires to maintain a schedule like this.
Oh god he think’s he’s funny.
“you up? you bombing anyone?”
Kamala actually has friends.
Does he have any initiatives at all? No cause to work toward? Just absolutely nothing huh. Just travel around and be awkward and wait for his master to summon him. Our government is gone.
lol AND nobody responded to his ass
What a sad loser.
Oh well, moving on….
Edit: also, he didn’t get a response hahahahaha
He sent that on a weekday?
Why are all these people up at all hours of the morning? Why does no one question why they’re all up and texting/rage posting at 3am?
We got a president that dementedly blasts hundreds of posts to his own social media site at all hours of the night and a vice president who messages in group chats that share highly classified information at 2am to ask if anyone can mishandle any more classified information… and people actually voted for this shit?
AND NO ONE REPLIED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
https://imgur.com/7ifcfDX
These people are just lonely sacks of crap. Turns out being horrifyingly evil is isolating work.
“Anybody down to clown around?”
Finished with the couch I assume?
Well what else are you gonna do after the wife kicks you out and you already did the couch?
Big “I’m on cocaine” vibez, in that text….
Dude woke up on the couch again, and….
And they all ignore him lol
I thought this was satire…. and Holy sheeeeeet, it’s real?
I thought Jeff Goldberg was the Atlantic journalist that took screenshots of the chat when he was added accidentally, who/why did someone take this after he left the group?
It’s just as well MAGA already seems to be having trouble. There is absolutely no way that Vance could keep the cult going once Trump keeps over.
I can’t believe these moronic losers are running the country and 30% of the population is cheering them on.
LOL! And everybody just ghosted him for days.
Oh it’s the greatest political double standard of our time. We’ve collectively decided that if Democrats do something weird, it’s a national travesty that endangers national security. If Republicans do it? No one expects anything from them, even basics or common decently. JD Vance texting “you up?” at 2am is nothing; Harris doing this would be a huge scandal.
Guys?
He thought it was the GRINDR app and was cruising.