I did end up asking for a Coke right after because I didn’t want to admit to the mistake
probablyuntrue on
I’ve gotten free doubles with a wink from nice flight attendants before
Always knocks my low tolerance ass out
whenijusthavetopost on
“On the rocks please”
*Brings you 2 percocets*
“This flight is fucking awesome”
Direct-Brother-1184 on
Happy accidents
Friendly_Engineer_ on
One bourbon, one scotch, one beeeeeer
SpeakingTheKingss on
On a plane I literally ask how much I’m allowed to have. I have a high tolerance to mind altering substances, and an extreme fear of flying. I will never allow my fear to hold me back, but you might see me cry.
True story, these 13-15 year old girls laughed at me and filmed me crying on a flight from Washington DC to Oregon. It had such bad turbulence.
mrcasper3306 on
omg i would be so embarrassed but at least it makes for a funny story lol.
UpbeatAssumption5817 on
Why would you be denied?
KevonFire1 on
Tito’s and vodka please…
the amount of times i hear that…
I’m a chef and this makes me cringe, happily the local bartenders are friendly to the joke and fuck with the seasonal clientele.
Gimlom on
I misspoke once and got a gin and coke, not recommended.
Outofrang3 on
My mom asked for a Titos and vodka once and we have never let her forget it since.
ginapsallidas on
I once accidentally asked for a vodka with vodka in Greece and I’ll never forget that bartenders face.
sligowind on
“Accidentally”
RocketsledCanada on
Plu1bus; ask for a hand grenade LOL
Scottish_Whiskey on
I had to pull a lot of strings to get them to put Scotch on that flight. He’s been good to me; it was the least I could do
SsVegito on
Were you stuck ordering this for the rest of the flight lest you be seen as a puss who can’t handle his shit??
Fugglesmcgee on
During one flight, after my second order of vodka, the FA gives me 5 mini vodkas and says “this way you won’t have to keep asking for me”…14 hour flight, and I was in the last row of economy
torquesteer on
I’ve never had trouble ordering a double Bloody Mary on the plane, though this one FA did say “you want it with alcohol right?” Out of habit. Then we kinda looked at each other confused for a second.
RockyDify on
Did Sta-Hi make it home ok?
r3dditr0x on
As a connoisseur public freakouts, I would like to thank you and the kind folks who served you in advance.
👍
freerangetacos on
Uhhhhh… one bourbon, one scotch … one BEER?
No-Strawberry-5804 on
He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a whiskey drink
JackHughman69 on
Was it an accident? Really??
just-to-say on
SKOTCHKA
TheMediocreZack on
When I was only 17 years old on a highschool trip (flight to DC for a Nation competition) I asked the flight attendant for Minute Maid (juice brand). She brought me a vodka bloody Mary.
The older guy next to me said “You better keep ordering those because I had to pay for mine!”
I was nervous that if I changed the order, she may card me and/or charge me so I kept ordering and knocking back the nasty things.
When we landed my teacher could smell the booze and had me sit away from everyone else in hope that they wouldn’t realize I’d gotten drunk, technically under her supervision.
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I did end up asking for a Coke right after because I didn’t want to admit to the mistake
I’ve gotten free doubles with a wink from nice flight attendants before
Always knocks my low tolerance ass out
“On the rocks please”
*Brings you 2 percocets*
“This flight is fucking awesome”
Happy accidents
One bourbon, one scotch, one beeeeeer
On a plane I literally ask how much I’m allowed to have. I have a high tolerance to mind altering substances, and an extreme fear of flying. I will never allow my fear to hold me back, but you might see me cry.
True story, these 13-15 year old girls laughed at me and filmed me crying on a flight from Washington DC to Oregon. It had such bad turbulence.
omg i would be so embarrassed but at least it makes for a funny story lol.
Why would you be denied?
Tito’s and vodka please…
the amount of times i hear that…
I’m a chef and this makes me cringe, happily the local bartenders are friendly to the joke and fuck with the seasonal clientele.
I misspoke once and got a gin and coke, not recommended.
My mom asked for a Titos and vodka once and we have never let her forget it since.
I once accidentally asked for a vodka with vodka in Greece and I’ll never forget that bartenders face.
“Accidentally”
Plu1bus; ask for a hand grenade LOL
I had to pull a lot of strings to get them to put Scotch on that flight. He’s been good to me; it was the least I could do
Were you stuck ordering this for the rest of the flight lest you be seen as a puss who can’t handle his shit??
During one flight, after my second order of vodka, the FA gives me 5 mini vodkas and says “this way you won’t have to keep asking for me”…14 hour flight, and I was in the last row of economy
I’ve never had trouble ordering a double Bloody Mary on the plane, though this one FA did say “you want it with alcohol right?” Out of habit. Then we kinda looked at each other confused for a second.
Did Sta-Hi make it home ok?
As a connoisseur public freakouts, I would like to thank you and the kind folks who served you in advance.
👍
Uhhhhh… one bourbon, one scotch … one BEER?
He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a whiskey drink
Was it an accident? Really??
SKOTCHKA
When I was only 17 years old on a highschool trip (flight to DC for a Nation competition) I asked the flight attendant for Minute Maid (juice brand). She brought me a vodka bloody Mary.
The older guy next to me said “You better keep ordering those because I had to pay for mine!”
I was nervous that if I changed the order, she may card me and/or charge me so I kept ordering and knocking back the nasty things.
When we landed my teacher could smell the booze and had me sit away from everyone else in hope that they wouldn’t realize I’d gotten drunk, technically under her supervision.
Don’t forget to let them know you drink alone.