I put a whole bunch of gummy lifesavers on the shaft of my peen two nights ago. Wifey was going to eat them off but she bit me. Got just the tiniest little bit of skin and it hurt like a mf.
We had a big bag of the individually wrapped “large” versions left over from Halloween.
Not really relevant to the post, but mildly coincidental I guess. 4/10 don’t really recommend.
eblackham on
Best By 07 SEP 18 043 / 40
Blahblahman23 on
You don’t know the *first* half of it…
Tulpha on
Sensible chuckle
The-1st-One on
This is the kind of joke that lightens my mood at work. Thanks for the nose snortle.
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What’s supposed to be interesting about this?
Yes… yes this was a mild giggle. 👌
I put a whole bunch of gummy lifesavers on the shaft of my peen two nights ago. Wifey was going to eat them off but she bit me. Got just the tiniest little bit of skin and it hurt like a mf.
We had a big bag of the individually wrapped “large” versions left over from Halloween.
Not really relevant to the post, but mildly coincidental I guess. 4/10 don’t really recommend.
Best By 07 SEP 18 043 / 40
You don’t know the *first* half of it…
Sensible chuckle
This is the kind of joke that lightens my mood at work. Thanks for the nose snortle.
Looks like you don’t know 2/3 of it
(I had to look the whole thing up. https://allcitycandy.com/cdn/shop/products/lifesaversgummiescollisionsbagback_2048x.jpg?v=1666969263)
“My Dad was Cherry. My Mom was Watermelon.”
“Huh. Interesting couple.”
“You don’t know the half of it.”
People that catch things like this have GOT to be the funniest. The way i’d never even notice, but if I did I’d be on the floor laughing.