HolyDarkDeath on November 24, 2025 11:45 pm Oh, she is seeing plenty off wood. Just not participating in TACO Tuesday.
Exeter232 on November 25, 2025 12:02 am She has to tie her boobs down and squeal like highschooler to get any wood from her crowd
nitoupdx on November 25, 2025 12:08 am Are they implying that Trump isn’t at least a little fungi… I’ll see my self out
gambitgrl on November 25, 2025 12:28 am She’s been flying under the radar so much this second term I thought she was still living in New York
Kraegarth on November 25, 2025 12:35 am Oh, I’m sure she’s seeing plenty of “wood,” just not HIS little twig.
TR_abc_246 on November 25, 2025 12:49 am No East Wing decorations needed this year. Melania is very happy about that!
Acrobatic_Flan2582 on November 25, 2025 1:08 am Even the tree looks like it doesn’t want to be there.
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What about the Cabana boy?
Oh, she is seeing plenty off wood. Just not participating in TACO Tuesday.
What a white trash, high dollar, Russian whore.
Was that the last time she saw Justin Trudeau?
I’d give her some wood
What do you think she’s doing in New York?
She has to tie her boobs down and squeal like highschooler to get any wood from her crowd
Are they implying that Trump isn’t at least a little fungi…
I’ll see my self out
There is no way she doesn’t sleep around.
Isn’t there a security guy laying pipe?
I really don’t care, do Yule?
Probably since 9 months before Barron was born
She’s been flying under the radar so much this second term I thought she was still living in New York
Only wood? Did she fire her driver?
Dateline DC: Melania goes for morning wood.
Oh, I’m sure she’s seeing plenty of “wood,” just not HIS little twig.
She’s for sure fucking someone else.
No East Wing decorations needed this year. Melania is very happy about that!
Its absolutely not.
Why is she wearing a bathrobe?
Even the tree looks like it doesn’t want to be there.